Wattsisname
MY Red/White/Gems
At least it's vegan chocolate ...one hopes!A coin in the box of “tilt the balance”…
Since taking delivery of “Barry” in late June, SWMBO found she loves driving the Y so much that “her” vehicle hasn’t done more than 10 miles in as many weeks.
This is completely unexpected, and she has amazed herself.
I myself am desperately unhappy about the situation as getting the dropped chocolate fragments from her frantic in-car mastication off the vegan leather driver seat is becoming a real chore…
Actually @Utumno, you have, with your chuckle inducing account, turned the handle of the spirits lifter for me; sick as the proverbial brightly coloured chatty avian, I have had, this very morning, the dreaded wheel rash visited upon me.
Oh the horror my Heart of Darkness . I have been caught out by one of London's Third World streets (ironically my own); a tilted forward granite kerb stone to be exact. It was probably recently dislodged by a truck's wheel load up on the kerb whilst executing an eight point turn.
So, to the meat of the meal that I am making out of this account; the reversing camera guide lines indicated an impeccable bit of parking...but I failed to notice in the conveniently down turned wing mirrors, this protruding granite nib of recent origin.
When I heard (and felt) resistance, I immediately moved forward a little under the impression that something must be trapped under the car, thereby clouting the nib again..
However, after inspecting the underside and finding nothing of significance thereunder,I settled back in the pilots seat and.....reversed again.... into the nib!!!! The damage is not too deep but way around the rim edge.
It would be my natural instinct to park six inches from the kerb. However, our road is not too wide and has vehicles parked on each side. If there is a vacant space opposite, it is quickly filled by a white van delivering the products of online shopping.... even sometimes, Tesla accessories.
The reduced carriage way situation is exacerbated by the total disregard for the 20mph limit, in particular by delivery vans on the clock and SUVs; the bigger they are the faster they go......late for school drop off or pickup. Fearless mothers!
More than one of my neighbours has, overtime had their car's side-scraped by "scrape-and-run"monkeys though, in that regard at least, I have been lucky.....so far.
Now then.....Writing this overly long account has been cathartic for me......
.....How was it for you?
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