Just spoke to an actual human that called me back about my MYP. Asked about delivery and was told I should be expecting a VIN before May 22nd and that "We don't foresee any more unexpected delays, those seem to be behind us. Looking at the queue, it looks like you should expect to see your EDD window shrink in the coming weeks."
Either he's a saint, or a total fool who is playing these cruel games. Either way, was nice to hear that I should be optimistic to a delivery sooner than later as they are "resuming normal deliveries to the East Coast after the delays."
The wait continues....