That cracks me up, but in a sad way.
So I'll amend my statement:
There are mechanical things that are also near impossible to repair. And things that are designed to be non-repairable.
Apple doesn't sell iPhone screens. If I buy a bricked (firmware issue) iPhone from an auction. Would Apple be required to unbrick it? Would they be required to tell people how to unbrick their phones?
Sure the Model S costs a lot. And software is hard to work around. But it isn't impossible.
This guy bought a broken car. And he can't figure out how to fix it himself. So he is asking Tesla to fix it, and he won't agree to their terms.
I deal with this at work all the time. I am a contractor engineer. I give the client a proposal to fix their problem. The client asks me to a meeting discussing the problem they are having. They try to spitball solutions to the problem, and get me to give it to them for free. When I give them a proposal they tell me I cost to much. Rinse and repeat.
This isn't any different. This guy did something stupid, got in over his head, and wants someone else to bail him out. They offer some terms to help, and he doesn't agree. No sympathy given!