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Tesla Poetry / Limericks / Haiku

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Half Dollar Bill, Nov 18, 2014.

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  1. Half Dollar Bill

    Half Dollar Bill Traveller, teacher, poet, accountant

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    I was inspired by the seasonal appearance of the yellow low-end line.

    Leaves dance in the wind.
    Temperatures plunge, light fades.
    Limited regen!

    Garage door opens -
    Winter's dry cold air surrounds.
    Hooray! Seat warmers!
     
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  2. tantantheman

    tantantheman not part of the mod squad

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    Unrelated to the seasons, but I gave it a whirl.

    The sound of silence.
    Can't find that in other cars.
    Oh, it drives itself?

    Black, white, red and blue.
    Silver's there, as well as grey.
    Wait, no green and brown?
     
  3. TEG

    TEG TMC Moderator

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    Is it turned on yet?
    There is no sound to be heard...
    The go pedal works!
     
  4. TEG

    TEG TMC Moderator

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    Battery is full.
    Supercharger is in range.
    Time to hit the road!
     
  5. tomas

    tomas Only partially psycho

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    Car in my way.
    Mash the pedal, mash it!
    Whoosh, car is gone.
     
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  6. Vitaman

    Vitaman Member

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    Ordered in August.
    Patience is filled with Virtue.
    Until it isn't.
     
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  7. ItsNotAboutTheMoney

    ItsNotAboutTheMoney Well-Known Member

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    Could buy Model S
    It would take all our savings
    Do not want divorce
     
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  8. tomas

    tomas Only partially psycho

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    should buy model S!
    it's not about the money,
    demos are discounted
     
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  9. Saghost

    Saghost Well-Known Member

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    Buy an S, or X?

    The money might work out soon

    Waiting can be hard
     
  10. ItsNotAboutTheMoney

    ItsNotAboutTheMoney Well-Known Member

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    #10 ItsNotAboutTheMoney, Nov 19, 2014
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    Obsessed with Tesla
    Can't help talking about them
    Wife rolls eyes again

    When Audie B wakes
    He surely will not resist
    Adding a haiku
     
  11. Lawsteve

    Lawsteve MCATDT

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    P85 is fast
    Crap!, the D is faster yet
    P85 still fast
     
  12. ATC@LWSK

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    These haikus are too funny
    I can't stop laughing
    Oh I need a Tesla pronto
     
  13. ItsNotAboutTheMoney

    ItsNotAboutTheMoney Well-Known Member

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    That is typical
    Someone's always different
    Not five seven five
     
  14. tomas

    tomas Only partially psycho

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    OK I admit:
    do not know how to haiku.
    No no, not at all
     
  15. ItsNotAboutTheMoney

    ItsNotAboutTheMoney Well-Known Member

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    There are many ways
    I was only pointing out
    The pattern above

    Sorry for haiku
    With no mention of Tesla
    Now back on topic
     
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  16. bollar

    bollar Disgruntled Member

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    SuperCharger where?
    Makes no sense to me
    Eccentric Billionaire
     
  17. rolosrevenge

    rolosrevenge Dr. EVS

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    Fast, quiet, and sleek
    Charge control to manage peak
    V2G is here
     
  18. Johan

    Johan Took a TSLA bear test. Came back negative.

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    Topic is Tesla
    or the art of poetry?
    How 'bout a Limerick? :)
     
  19. Saghost

    Saghost Well-Known Member

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    There once was a Tesla from Cali,
    more than fast enough for folly,
    Quick to charge,
    and really large.
    First in line at the rally!


    :p
     
  20. Johan

    Johan Took a TSLA bear test. Came back negative.

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    Tesla Haikus

    An S from the US of A
    Packed with the tech of today
    No longer in green,
    And brown's too obscene?
    But it comes in all shades of gray.
     
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