But none of that will happen anytime soon, if ever. Dividends is the only one even remotely plausible IMHO. I'd love it if Tesla issued a few pennies per share dividend, just enough to screw the shorts up, but I don't think they will do that.
This is why I'm bearish on TSLA over the next few years (trading mostly flat and below $300), I just don't see anything to prevent Wall Street from continuing to hold the stock down. Massive buying pressure could overwhelm them, but I don't think we'll see that kind of pressure until Gen3 is well into production and contributing to the balance sheet, which won't be until EoY 2025 at the earliest. Or until Optimus is being sold to customers, or until FSD is solved, but I don't think either of them is likely within the next few years either. Megapack is ramping nicely but it's still early in its S curve and I don't think it's going to move the needle measurably for awhile yet.
It's disheartening to think about. While I'm going to simply hold through this slump, I can see why some investors might not be willing to do that.