Okay, if we're cracking nerdy jokes: I imagine that rather than distributing the TSLA shares evenly, the vast majority of MXWL shareholders will get a low number of TSLA shares, but there will be a "long tail" and some shareholders will end up with vastly more TSLA shares than average.
Unfortunately for them, they'll be so excited that they'll run into other shareholders at such high speeds that their
TSLa shares will quantum tunnel through their accounts and fuse together into
TSFl, releasing gamma radiation and killing them.