To be clear, the product sold for 12k only promises 7, specific, things.
6 of them you get immediately upon paying for FSD.
Do you, though? Let's go down the list:
1. Navigate on Autopilot.
Yep, this one you get and it works pretty well.
2. Auto lane change.
I think this is cheating, since it's breaking a feature out of NOA and treating it separately. They could just as easily have said "Takes exit nearest your destination" is a separate feature.
Also, it's not really "auto": you
must manually approve every "automatic" lane change.
3. Autopark
I have never actually gotten this feature to work. As in, not once. Yes, I've tried. Getting the "P" to show up is like a snipe hunt. This particularly odd considering the number of cars that implement this feature pretty much perfectly, and have for years.
4. Summon
I have about a 20% success rate with summon. It's always a crap shoot as to how far the car will actually get before simply giving up. Typically it gives up in a position that blocks traffic and requires me to run out to it, waving apologies at other drivers. For example, if you're standing at the curb in front of a grocery, you'd expect the car to pull up to the curb.
It never does this. It always stops at a 45 degree angle to the curb, typically several feet away, blocking lanes of traffic. Functionally, Summon is useless. It's been months since I tried it so perhaps there have been dramatic improvements...
5. Full Self Driving Computer
Every Tesla has this. It's deceptive to list it as a feature you must pay extra for as part of the FSD package.
6. Traffic light and stop sign control.
This is...a non-feature. "Traffic light...control" means "I will stop on green lights unless I'm
right behind a car going through the intersection." And both of these features only work if Autopilot is engaged, which you really shouldn't do on city streets anyway. Right?
So of the six features you get "right away":
• 3-- auto lane change, auto park, and summon-- are not as described or virtually useless as implemented.
• 1-- Full Self Driving Computer-- is standard with every Tesla and shouldn't be listed as an extra feature you get with FSD
• 1-- Traffic Light and Stop Sign control-- is poorly implemented and shouldn't be used anyway!
• 1-- Navigate on Autopilot-- Works pretty well and has for years.
I'd argue that while six features you "get right away" are
listed, only one is actually
usable.