A shame that it's not the experience it once was
First MS I had was a whip-the-sheet-off and delivery-specialist spent an hour one-to-one going through everything. Car was plugged into charger during that hour so I left with "full tank".
1st M3 was a group presentation - made sense compared to 1:1 (that I have, obviously, had to pay for in previous OtherBrand dealership purchases, and quality of delivery-specialist was "variable", as we all know).
Next M3 was a PowerPoint presentation for the whole group of 20-30 people picking up at "11am" - I thought that was a really good idea, a fully trained-trainer, rather than "random bod". Also if someone asked a question the whole group got to hear that (potential) "Gem"
Then I picked up an MS ... and got the same M3 PowerPoint presentation! I was the only MS collection that day ... twice the money (well ... you get my drift) and half the service!! Not needed in my case as already familiar ... but ...
Then the MY. Absolutely no hand over at all. "Here's your keys, off you go". In fairness plenty of eager young folk around for anyone that had a problem (I couldn't get the phone to pair ... they sorted that)
Now new cars spend the first week repeatedly updating to latest firmware version (they've been a month on a boat form China, and who knows what stale version they install on the production line - and how long they hang around before they get onto the boat). And I've had as little as 30% charge at collection - Staines has no chargers, so its whatever the car either has left from the boat ride from China, or what it got when plugged in, on arrival, at the quay - 7kW Max I assume, and probably only "some quays have chargers" - before transporter arrived for it.
So the business plan is "Good enough", where enough means "absolute minimum"
why keep changing the story
Beats me. Back office staff famous for making stuff up. Loads of threads here that will confirm that (i.e. folk here knew more than the service person did). Of course we'd like them to say "I'll find out and get back to you". But even if not that then "Dunno" would be heaps better than "
Here's a stab-in-the-dark guess that I've done to "help" you".
Are they just told by senior management to make stuff up to placate/confuse customers
I really really struggle with that sort of reason - I just can't believe that someone wouldn't go to the media with that story. But. Fred-the-Shred and Robert Maxwell secretaries quite happy working through the night shredding evidence before the fraud squad's arrival ... and Enron's "separate set of books" was astounding - a lot of people to persuade that black-is-white if you want to pull that one off. Easy enough in a country dictatorship (penalty = off-with-your-head), normal business max sanction is "fired" (whilst having to take into account the threat of "unfair dismissal" claim), I'd like to think its not that easy to have a "mass-dishonesty" policy.