Update:
1) Scheduling a parts-request with a date out two weeks resulted in a near-immediate response from the local technician, and we were then able to text back and forth within the tesla app. However, he said tesla will not ship a customer a body part; I need to call a tesla certified collision ship
2) I've contacted three shops within an hour all of whom refuse to send me a part unless I have them install it. Taking this information back to the technician he had no answer; he claims there is no rule prohibiting shops from ordering parts on my behalf, but none will do so, and one did claim tesla rules prohibit it
3) I removed all paint damage from the fender with scratch X 2.0, a buffing pad, and about 2 minutes of buffing. The entirety of the damage now is simply the dent, a small bit of chipping on the bumper where the fender rubbed it (very easy to fix with touch-up paint since the underlying bumper plastic is black, which is not far off from my paint), and a very minor amount of scuffing on the bumper (I removed about half of its visible damage with 4 minutes of scuffing and scratch x 2.0. The bumper damage is less than I've repaired on multiple vehicles in the past such that about 10-15 minutes and some light buffing gets it good enough that you have to explicitly be looking for the damage to find it.
So I'm still at the point where "officially" it's $10,600 to replace a @*#&ing bumper on a model 3. I don't even want to pay the $2600 for PDR, TBH, so I'm going to see if my wife can chill and just let me wait until I can find a fender on ebay.
Tesla needs to get their sh*t in gear. This is an absolutely outrageous amount of money to ask for a dent in a steel panel, and does give me pause on buying a second one. There's no way this should be happening.
1) Scheduling a parts-request with a date out two weeks resulted in a near-immediate response from the local technician, and we were then able to text back and forth within the tesla app. However, he said tesla will not ship a customer a body part; I need to call a tesla certified collision ship
2) I've contacted three shops within an hour all of whom refuse to send me a part unless I have them install it. Taking this information back to the technician he had no answer; he claims there is no rule prohibiting shops from ordering parts on my behalf, but none will do so, and one did claim tesla rules prohibit it
3) I removed all paint damage from the fender with scratch X 2.0, a buffing pad, and about 2 minutes of buffing. The entirety of the damage now is simply the dent, a small bit of chipping on the bumper where the fender rubbed it (very easy to fix with touch-up paint since the underlying bumper plastic is black, which is not far off from my paint), and a very minor amount of scuffing on the bumper (I removed about half of its visible damage with 4 minutes of scuffing and scratch x 2.0. The bumper damage is less than I've repaired on multiple vehicles in the past such that about 10-15 minutes and some light buffing gets it good enough that you have to explicitly be looking for the damage to find it.
So I'm still at the point where "officially" it's $10,600 to replace a @*#&ing bumper on a model 3. I don't even want to pay the $2600 for PDR, TBH, so I'm going to see if my wife can chill and just let me wait until I can find a fender on ebay.
Tesla needs to get their sh*t in gear. This is an absolutely outrageous amount of money to ask for a dent in a steel panel, and does give me pause on buying a second one. There's no way this should be happening.