Gotta day, I was pretty close
-
Want to remove ads? Register an account and login to see fewer ads, and become a Supporting Member to remove almost all ads.
Buttertruck
- Thread starter buttershrimp
- Start date
Well, The fact that my buttertruck rendering was the closest to the real truck; you’d think tesla would give me a reach around or something. Thanks a lot Franz.
Also is anyone else annoyed at how this truck is kind of haunting their dreams? I was thinking, whatever I’ll put a deposit down, I’m not going to buy it... Then a few days later I’ve got posters of heather locklear on the wall next to cybertruck while doing push-ups to blaring music “Eye of the Tiger”.... gotta get in shape.... arrrrrgh
Dr. J
Active Member
Barklikeadog
Active Member
Barklikeadog
Active Member
This is the thread to post your radical ideas, Elon is reading this.
Behold the Tesla ZZ truck ptototype!
Yours may be best, but mine was the closest.... I win the electrek award for pseudo journalism
Barklikeadog
Active Member
israndy
Supercharger Hunter
I sure would like a way to troll the Coal Rollers with the CT. I know a Jacob's Ladder won't work at highway speeds out in the wind, could I mount a Tesla Coil on the back to flash at them as I drive by to really stick it in their face? Perhaps just a plasma ball would be the best (least lethal) solution to mount where the exhaust pipe would be on their truck.
This one is easy, go full electric on the coal.... basically you want to symbolize electricity dominating the coal industry and choking it to death... so what I propose is being able to install crazy bright lights to effectively glare the crap out of the coal roller... effectively blinding the coal driver similar to the effect of a nuclear bomb flash.... as blood streams from the coal roller’s eyeholes, the Tesla plays “Black Hole Sun” loudly... another idea would be using laser pointers to go into the mirrors of the coal roller... either way, we need to cause permanent blindness and spontaneous defecation
I like Diesels and modified diesels but the Guys who roll black smoke should receive very large fines. You can modify a diesel for the street and not roll Coal. These idiots who do this are wasting a lot of fuel and the motors don't last long. I was with my neighbor in his Diesel when the Turbo went and you talk about smoke. There was a ton. He shut the truck down real quick. Only damage was the turbo.
$2000 option from Tesla.
$3500 option causes spontaneous blindness and permanent defecation.
I've ordered two.
Similar threads
