Current Delivery Times

[selenebp]

Ummm where is this May group? I’m a May order!

I am interested in this May group too... please share link! I ordered back in May too, have a delivery date in 2 days... but it has changed twice in the past... so I would be surprised if they actually keep the date!

 

[haferc]

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me too. at this point i have nothing to lose.

now elon is just messing with me. the edd is back for my original order (mylr): 8/23-9/12 and is now missing from my new order (myp). previously, it was 7-9 weeks.

 

[CSTARZZ]

I am interested in this May group too... please share link! I ordered back in May too, have a delivery date in 2 days... but it has changed twice in the past... so I would be surprised if they actually keep the date!

I know there is a Florida thread. Hmmmm somewhere. I’m in it. Lol

 

[potter287]

I think that’s just the rest of TMC! It’s a big, wild, and scary place out there, outside of the “Current Delivery” family we have going on here.

The “current delivery” fam set the bar really high for me. I’m not sure how other groups on TMC will measure up!

 

[Terpslax]

My EDD changed this afternoon (i had heard it was only in the AM) to Sept again. It had reset to October like so many others on Monday.

 

[gisseLdesire]

Who is this lady??

Just another IMPATIENT Tesla owner who by the lucks of DADDY ELON I got my baby at 9 weeks.... and you?

 

[ev_ts_newbie]

if you do that, these news channels will politicize that and use that for their benefit. you aren't going to get much other than Elon meeting you in a conf room and saying "just hang on.. 2 weeks more"

He he, true, that is why I will be in stealth mode .

In case if I get a meeting with Elon, I will make sure to have a 2 hour powerpoint presentation to explain why people need their MYs now. You can imagine how 2 hour meetings can be

 

[gisseLdesire]

See, she came back!!

Im totally here! lol... but you guys will see what happens after it gets here. where is @digitalboi too?

 

[heyitsme]

Ok, I am done with all this EDDs. I am flying to CA/Fremont, sneak into the factory, (mis)configure the robot or "talk" with the assembly person to set aside a MY (any config at this point), & drive it back directly from the factory.

Note: Don't try this on your own, only for experts.

A random guy next to me in the coffee shop: Hey dude, wake up. Don't watch too many movies.

Hi there, Jeff Bezos

 

[ev_ts_newbie]

Hi there, Jeff Bezos

Hmmmmm, I wish

 

[morpheus2969]

DAMN IT! No EDD again!

 

[vvkp]

Talked to a SA in my area today. This SA mirrored my current EDD but said to call again on Monday.

I think your DP explains the process

 

[CSTARZZ]

This Saturday will be my 70th day of waiting.

 

[joewithblueMY]

English isn't the only discipline abbreviated as Eng. In any case, what I really meant -- "A watched Model Y doesn't get built," a la "a watched kettle doesn't boil." Not fun if I have to expound on it.

England? Engine? Engineering? Engraving? Electronystagmography?

I did not Google the last one

 

[Hangover]

He he, true, that is why I will be in stealth mode .

In case if I get a meeting with Elon, I will make sure to have a 2 hour powerpoint presentation to explain why people need their MYs now. You can imagine how 2 hour meetings can be

Elon doesn't like long meetings. That's one of his rules at Tesla. If anyone sets up repeatedly long hour meetings, they will be fired. The meetings should always be productive and short. So, to be effective, make a one slide presentation with one statement in it.

"Where is my f***ing car"

 

[Hangover]

Im totally here! lol... but you guys will see what happens after it gets here. where is @digitalboi too?

I was just kidding. I know there isn't anything to share here after you get your car other than saying to people who are waiting that "the wait is worth and we will love the car".

 

[Brad497]

I was just kidding. I know there isn't anything to share here after you get your car other than saying to people who are waiting that "the wait is worth and we will love the car".

Can’t wait till I’m saying those words to you guys haha

 

[Bendrumin]

I was able to get a red 7 seater in existing inventory, picking it up next week. Vin last 5: 37XXX if that means anything.

 

[93Dawg]

He he, true, that is why I will be in stealth mode .

In case if I get a meeting with Elon, I will make sure to have a 2 hour powerpoint presentation to explain why people need their MYs now. You can imagine how 2 hour meetings can be

if you do get a meeting with Elon, schedule it, then change by a couple hours, then change it back, then to "Next week", then blank for a while, then change it back to a few hours after the original meeting.

 

[Riggs11]

5/17 order date: changed from Oct to 9/8-9/28. Still ridiculous and was told soft match would be 8/1, tool was supposedly taken away fron SC/SA use but came back and my SC now says sencond week of aug. Doubtful and frustrated with the process.