Yup, IMO this thread has it all. We've been through sadness, frustration, amazement, insults, speculation, manic laughter, boredom and espionage. Maybe there should be an "Oscar" for best thread?
P.S. As it seems we're now heading towards conspiracy theories....I just realized that *MPT* started the thread and and if you say that quickly it sounds like "empty", as in empty battery?
If this is going to win an Oscar, it needs a love interest and some conspiratorial tie in to 9/11 or WW2.
I would also probably need to be able to correct the embarrassing typos in my post.