I've seen enhanced summon on HW2.5 cars so it seems they are still trying. It does meet the "still sucks" criteria though. Lots of pauses with lock to lock steering changes. Goes 4 MPH. Misses the push pin placement by 20 feet or so. It does follow the owner like a dog though if one uses that mode.
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Enhanced Summon, where are you?
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I've seen enhanced summon on HW2.5 cars so it seems they are still trying. It does meet the "still sucks" criteria though. Lots of pauses with lock to lock steering changes. Goes 4 MPH. Misses the push pin placement by 20 feet or so. It does follow the owner like a dog though if one uses that mode.
jebinc
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That's a great example of a "parlor trick/gimmick" - follow you around a parking lot like a dog...
It's been a while since I looked at the description. I just noticed, all it says is that the car is "capable" to summon your car, they make no claim whether it does it or not (really).
Yeah. "Will". Future tense.
jebinc
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Again, as several have stated, this is misleading customers - never a good approach, long term (once customers catch on), but it does generate high margin "sales" in the near term. Publicly traded companies tend to have a self-destructive "quarter to quarter" outlook...
Having two lists for FSD ("later this year," and whatever the first grouping represents), along with that cleverly worded "... Really" line in the first group, appears to be an intentional act by someone at Tesla (to mislead customers).
So far Tesla and Musk have gotten away with the wild over promising/under delivering. I don't see any loss of reputation in the general public yet. It may be a bit dangerous for Tesla, but if they can play this long enough to become comfortably profitable, they may be able to recover any lost reputation, if needed, at that point.
jebinc
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Atari2600
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When it is released around 30 to 40 Tesla owners need to park in a parking lot and everyone summon their car at the same time and see how it goes.
EVNow
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"investors" i.e. shorts ?Investors get it.... some customers are just a little slower!
You never know the true market value of shares when 40 Million are shorted.
EVNow
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That is mostly because some of the wild promises have actually been delivered.
Like actually starting a company that makes great cars that are also EVs - first successful US auto startup since 1941.
jebinc
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TSLA down nearly 25% YTD, whereas the rest of the market is up YTD - even after the past week's rout. When I said, "Investors," I was referring to all, not just the dick "Shorts". It appears the average investor has been pulling out, vs. getting in. Many variables and factors, I understand. And the way to take care of the "shorts," is to do things that drive the stock up to hit the "shorts" where it hurts - in the shorts
(and wallet).Poor customer reported quality and customer service/support doesn't help that objective (to F- the "shorts"). Communication that is misleading, and often incorrect by leadership, along with misleading advertising/ordering screens does not give new investors/customers comfort either, but it does help the "Shorts"! Perhaps The Charlatan is "shorting" TSLA himself!
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NikeWings
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Enhanced Summon is here!!!!!
I’m in NY on biz, checked my app and it says my car is parked in Palo Alto but it was in LA when I left. It’s here! It’s here!
I’m in NY on biz, checked my app and it says my car is parked in Palo Alto but it was in LA when I left. It’s here! It’s here!
EVNow
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Just summon it to where you are in NY!Enhanced Summon is here!!!!!
I’m in NY on biz, checked my app and it says my car is parked in Palo Alto but it was in LA when I left. It’s here! It’s here!
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jebinc
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Selling your stock has exactly the same effect as shorting
What make you think I sold my stock? I was just saying my TSLA investment today (portfolio value) is lower today than when I made the investment. In my first reply above I mention TSLA is down nearly 25% YTD, and so is the value of my TSLA investment. Yes, it’s true you don’t “lose” anything until you sell.
EVNow
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Wrong on what ?
There is absolutely no reason to bring in shorts talking points in this thread. If you can't talk about summon without resorting to short talking points, I'm not the one being wrong.
EVNow
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Not true. But we are getting way OT.Selling your stock has exactly the same effect as shorting
jebinc
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You may want to revisit my and your earlier posts, @EVNow - you are the one who brought “shorts” comments into this tread first, and many times afterwards. I just tried to clarify my statements, answer your questions, and lastly, correct your misstatements and incorrect assumptions about my view on TSLA. And, earlier, I also suggested keeping the discussion on topic as there is another thread discussing TSLA. So, this is my last reply to you on this subject.
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