Hillarious!
Many keep implying that we, so called Tesla fanbois, are retarded or born yesterday. I don't know how many times when I mentioned that my Tesla was fast that it's supposedly because I lack a frame of reference since I could never hope be let into of some esoteric group of people that was allowed to understand and drive "real" performance cars. Imagine how epic it would be if I ever was allowed into a non Tesla, especially imagine the body control and facial expression you'd need to look the part, I would feel ultra masculine! I can only hope... And if I said my Tesla was comfortable it's because I have no clue what a "real" luxury car is. "If you could ever drive a real car you'd know that your Tesla sucks"
Of course most have owned or own all the brands you mention.
Or were we born in a basement, stayed there in isolation our whole life and in 2008 came out of hibernation, bought a Tesla, started worshipping it and never drove anything else? That seems to be the idea. First I took it as an insult but now I've gotten over it and just think it's funny really.