I do not know if you are asking a rhetorical question, are just totally wandering around in the dark, or are just venting.
You would lose a lot selling your car. Did you keep it long enough to be eligible for the tax credits? If so, then best you could do is list it for price you paid less tax credits. Someone who wants your exact car NOW and doesn't mind it slightly used might buy it. You would still be out sales tax and registration/delivery/admin charges. That's the BEST you could do. You would probably do much worse than that.
That's not just the case for a Tesla. That is true for 99.9% of all cars. (the only exception maybe being ultra exclusive vehicles, say a high demand, low production Ferrari).
So, I think you should put that idea out of your head... and enjoy driving your P3D Stealth. I have one too, it is a fantastic car. Drive and enjoy it for 5 or 6 years at least. My plan is 10+. Take some trips, use your unlimited supercharging. Or if Tesla offers a refund or credit, take it. Otherwise, just mentally write it off.
I guarantee you can torture yourself and the effect will be much worse than $5,000. Heck, from all of your upset posts, I'd say your pharma or analyst bill is going to be more than that annually
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