No silver lining for me!
Thank you so much for your posting. I just want to make sure you are reporting the same exact humming sound produced by the cooling system water pumps, and not the pedestrian warning system artificially produced by the front-right speaker that turns on when you drive at slow speed, right?
If so, I see you also are disappointed by this issue, and I can assure you, that's NOT normal! That's why I am pushing so much with Tesla to do something about it. It is my understanding that, so far, the only Teslas having this issue are the newest Model Ys. All other models (S, X, 3), as well as previously produced Model Ys, seem to be NOT affected.
And I am sorry to anyone saying "that's not a defect because everything works normally and it is not affecting performance nor cooling of the system." (Tesla words).... well, to me it is a BIG defect affecting negatively the whole driving experience. EVs are supposed to be quiet when you stop at a light and the A/C is off. It cannot be that you always have this humming noise sounding like an airplane with propellers running all the time. And I am sorry to repeat myself a thousand times, but I have driven Model Ss, Model Xs, and Model 3s for the past 6 years and I never had this annoying issue!
I strongly recommend contacting your nearest Tesla service center and complain about it. Mention them this thread and my testimonials about this issue. The more people complain about this issue, the more chances we have Tesla fix it in some way!
Thank you very much again, and please, let me know if you have any questions or any more ideas about this problem.