Short-Term TSLA Price Movements - 2016

[FredTMC]

Great launch and landing with Spacex. Now waiting for musk tweets...

 

[tanner]

Alright, Elon, I'm ready... Dazzle us! cmd + r on Updates | Tesla Motors

 

[FredTMC]

Elon tweeted about Spacex launch/landing... Nice time lapse pic

 

[Voits]

What percent of Tesla customers want autopilot disabled? Zero point zero.

 

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What percent of Tesla customers want autopilot disabled? Zero point zero.

Anyone who would clearly has a short position in TSLA and/or thinks this is the beginning of Skynet (what is life?)

 

[racer26]

And another Elon tweet of a LZ1 photo... Wonder how long he's gonna keep us waiting.

 

[tanner]

And another Elon tweet of a LZ1 photo... Wonder how long he's gonna keep us waiting.

Pins and needles.

 

[larmor]

How do we know its Elon, and not skynet that has become self aware and has taken its own short position--against humans...

 

[CALGARYARSENAL]

One of the most nasty bears I follow just admitted to owning weekly calls..............these guys really don't have a clue.

 

[Bet TSLA]

Wonder how long he's gonna keep us waiting.

My guess is a couple of days. This "product plan" will no doubt be like SMP1, a set of hand-wavey goals that make perfect sense but will be (rightly) seen by Wall St. as a massive stretch. After all, if it isn't really hard then why would Elon get excited about it?

The only thing that Wall St. will be happy with is something that looks clearly doable in the short term while making huge profits. Not going to happen. Nothing like that. So we'll probably yet again see the stock tank. And they'll claim he's completely out of his mind.

Way long, but if I had any sense I'd be short for the next few days.

 

[Mike Smith]

Seeking Alpha is reporting Elon is passed out drunk on champagne in the control room

 

[GoTslaGo]

My guess is a couple of days. This "product plan" will no doubt be like SMP1, a set of hand-wavey goals that make perfect sense but will be (rightly) seen by Wall St. as a massive stretch. After all, if it isn't really hard then why would Elon get excited about it?

The only thing that Wall St. will be happy with is something that looks clearly doable in the short term while making huge profits. Not going to happen. Nothing like that. So we'll probably yet again see the stock tank. And they'll claim he's completely out of his mind.

Way long, but if I had any sense I'd be short for the next few days.

Or buying...

 

[racer26]

My guess is a couple of days. This "product plan" will no doubt be like SMP1, a set of hand-wavey goals that make perfect sense but will be (rightly) seen by Wall St. as a massive stretch. After all, if it isn't really hard then why would Elon get excited about it?

The only thing that Wall St. will be happy with is something that looks clearly doable in the short term while making huge profits. Not going to happen. Nothing like that. So we'll probably yet again see the stock tank. And they'll claim he's completely out of his mind.

Way long, but if I had any sense I'd be short for the next few days.

You realize he said he would post SMP2 tonight, right?

I'm way long via a whole bunch of calls for this Friday's expiry too... Was probably a bad idea, but I'm hoping Elon will save me. I'm much less concerned about my longer expiry holdings.

A repeat of last Mondays performance would make me a very happy camper.

 

[FredTMC]

He will post plan by midnight PST (i.e. Within an Hour from now)

 

[tanner]

He will post plan by midnight PST (i.e. Within an Hour from now)

Then that no longer fits his "this week" timeframe, now does it?

 

[FredTMC]

It's still Sunday. He said Sunday

 

[Papafox]

Seeking Alpha is reporting Elon is passed out drunk on champagne in the control room

Who could doubt a source as reliable as Seeking Alpha?

 

[SteveG3]

as long as we're twiddling our thumbs here a bit, does anyone else think the angles and default color (white) of the Model X in the design studio are not the most helpful for sales? not a dig on white on the X generally, just how it photographs at those angles.

 

[Bet TSLA]

You realize he said he would post SMP2 tonight, right?

No, he earlier tweeted "later this week" which we all interpreted as Sunday midnight at the latest. Then today he tweeted "Have to focus on tonight's @SpaceX launch. Will post Tesla (master) product plan afterwards." My belief is that "afterwards" was meant to mean that "later this week" is no longer operative. You clearly think it means the small window that fulfills both conditions. We'll know shortly, when midnight PDT passes at the latest.

 

[racer26]

You obviously missed Elon's tweet yesterday suggesting that sunday is the end of the week.

I am confident he will release tonight