NEW UPDATED EMAIL FROM TESLA:
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"Dear Aussie Larrikins,
We wish to update you on the progress of your car. Great news! As promised, your cars were due to start rolling off our Assembly Line this month. However, as per our last email, it had recently come to our attention that Australians drive on the Left Hand Side of the road and that, ideally, Right Hand Drive units would be preferable. We at Tesla always strive for the best!
We immediately despatched our R&R team to Australia to verify this.
This delay has been due to meeting Australian Road Rules which differ in critical respects to our local orders.
In attempting to produce our prototype 'mirror image' of our Model S, we have since realised that the accelerator pedal still needs to be on the right. That has caused additional delays. Furthermore, we have decided to shift the auto window controllers from the LHS car-door to the RHS thereby maintaining control with the driver.
Our beta testers have also discovered a slight problem with the wrong seat auto-adjusting when a new driver profile was entered. We have written to our Silicon Valley partners requesting them to change the software given that Aussie drivers occupy the passenger seat.
Some of you may also be aware that there is a delay with the release of the Australian mobile-portable charger. In watching Crocodile Dundee we realised that you guys don't have power-poles in the bush. We are therefore looking into the possibility of connecting the Australian version of the mobile-portable charger to kites. That should be available in the next quarter - (subject to high winds).
As always,
Up Yours
The Tesla Team
P.S. Due to the large number of emails we have received from irate Aussie customers, we have formed a new email hotline account:
[email protected] Please note that due to the high number of emails received, it may not be possible to respond to each and every one. However, please continue to send them. We in the land of the free also believe in free speech.
P.P.S. We wish to maintain our 5 star safety rating and so we will soon be crash testing the RHD version into a Kangaroo.
Up Yours Again,
Tesla"
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