Count yourself lucky it wasn't crapped on during the boat ride over from America.I picked mine up from Cribbs Causeway, Bristol: it was immaculate... then 30 seconds after signing for the car a seagull flew over and deposited a large amount of poop over it, mostly the screen and glass, fortunately. So before driving home I had to clean it....
I had to get mine detailed after receiving it (to be fair that was going to happen anyway, but it was properly etched in the clearcoat )