You’d think that if there were an innocent, coherent explanation of the facts, Tesla would promptly deliver it. Instead, silence. Silence itself can deliver a message, though. In the current context, I read it something like this:
“We’re going to pretend this didn’t happen, and we’d like our customers to play along.”
I can't deny the expediency of this for Tesla, and for anyone who unconditionally supports their (very important) mission. Were I in the position of owning a P85D, I’d probably go along with it. However, I
wouldn’t be happy about it, even though the car itself is still delightful.
I also can't deny that those who
aren't willing to go along with this are entitled to recompense, and should be expected to pursue it.
One thing that
everyone should be able to agree on is that things would be far better without the involvement of any
lawyers. (Well, everyone except lawyers - do they count? :wink
As I see it, only pre-emptive action from Tesla will prevent this, and their time is almost up.
It's ironic that the last piece of the
missing performance picture - the hardware changes and the limits they relaxed - came from Elon's announcement of Ludicrous Mode. I'd be
loving that marketing if it weren't for the context. It certainly has a better ring than Almost Delivering Performance Claims Eleven Months Later and For Major Extra Cost Mode.