You get:
1. The ability to blow $12,000 on a hopeful, maybe, software upgrade in the many years ahead.
2. To curb a wheel trying out the AutoPark feature, which shows up VERY randomly, and when it does, you wonder why it takes three times as long to park as it would have taken to just do it yourself in the first place.
3. To watch in fear as you foolishly summon your Tesla in a parking lot, hoping it really won't hit that parked truck it just swung by, missing it by maybe 6 inches.
4. A "Safety Score" in your Tesla App which will require to you to drive like your grandparents for a week or four to FINALLY (maybe) get a score of 99 or 100, which will then, MAYBE, allow you to become a FSD Beta Tester. (Or, like us, after a week or four of this utter BS, you just say, "Never again will we 'buy' FSD just to become an application for a FSD Beta testing!")
5. Marvel at just what a sucker you are, especially when you've already "PURCHASED" FSD on about four or five Teslas so far, all wasted money, before you wised-up . . . .