CapitalistOppressor
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My 12V is a goner but I spent the day learning about the system.
One thing I learned is the S is charging the/a low 12V battery at 14.8-15.0 volts whenever the car is "on". But as soon as the car turns off or goes to sleep again then the charging stops and you have another dead S until you get another jump. (or unless of course the charging worked and your 12V battery is now working at 12V)
One simple way to keep the car from becoming dead again after a jump is to leave the driver door open when not driving. I kept it going this way for about six hours.
My 12V won't recover. All day charging it and it still measures less than 4 Volts. I've got 4.0 firmware with 4.1 waiting but failing to update every time so far.
It's crazy that you have a 85kW battery right there that's capable of jump starting and charging the 12V battery, but no way to activate it. It just takes a moment of 12V on the terminals to get the S going under its own power.
They could add a hidden button somewhere to activate the 15V charging momentarily and then you would never be stranded.
If Tesla isn't able to make it self jumping because of hardware limitations then I plan to add something to allow me to jump it without removing then nose cone. (Hopefully Tesla will figure something out)
I need to determine if there is a way to open the frunk or trunk when there is no 12V power.
Auto Jumper Jumpstarts your car without needing jumper cables.
Edit: I'd consider trying something like this, but my car background is mechanical and emphatically not electrical so hopefully some of our experts can comment. But if using this doesn't damage anything, and can work as a successful workaround in case you are away from home, then it might be worth trying.
Edit2: Also, I'm not endorsing this particular model of jump starter. This was just one of the first ones that pop up on Google. I think the one I have in my BMW is a DieHard.
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Yes the case was distorted. Wish they were going back in with a Lithium Ion battery. That thing is burried and a LI would last 3-4X longer than lead acid. It would also be much smaller and lighter.
In fact I was thinking since we don't have to crank a starter to turn an ICE you could mount a very small 12V lithium battery right behind the nose cone and just remove the burried lead acid.
Wow. That's a serious issue. Hopefully the new firmware fixes that.
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The battery message reappeared for me on 1.19.31. Service told me they were aware of this issue and an update is coming soon to address it. Asked if I could safely drive it with this message and was told yes. Awaiting update (4.2?)...
Seems possible that the bad firmware might have permanently damaged some batteries, which would then cause a seemingly identical error despite the underlying cause having been fixed. Certainly reports of a distorted battery provides at least some evidence that the firmware issues could cause real damage (which might not be visible).
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