Oh, crap you beet me to it. Fine!! I’ll do it for $8,999. (This is a takeoff of Name That Tune)
as long as some are asking payment
like prostitutes and politicians
give me $500 and I'll stop the poems
since you think it affects your positions
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Oh, crap you beet me to it. Fine!! I’ll do it for $8,999. (This is a takeoff of Name That Tune)
as long as some are asking payment
like prostitutes and politicians
give me $500 and I'll stop the poems
since you think it affects your positions
We hosted dinner with TSLA last Thursday with a group of debt and equity investors. Management said it was targeting a minimum deployable cash balance of $1.5B- $2.0B for the foreseeable future. The company indicated it would likely continue to access the capital markets opportunistically, given the unprecedented access to capital the platform has, provided that TSLA continues to see opportunities to invest the capital. TSLA pegged internal investment return hurdles at 30%-40% IRRs for each of its business lines. We continue to believe the shares will track progress of the Model 3 units and gross margin, recognizing long-focused investors largely expect further delays. We understand the delay in the truck launch has been due to production resources being redeployed to Model 3 de-bottlenecking.
de-bottlenecking.
Hmm...I think I’m offended by the use of the word politician.
Yes, it’s very frustrating. I’ve contacted Tesla IR several times in the past regarding this and asked for fair disclosure (ie, all meetings with Tesla management where material info is discussed should be recorded and posted, etc) but to no avail.
The critical piece of info we need is WHEN the bottleneck(s) will clear.
This is my new term. Last night, I was de-bottlenecking a few beers. And after today, I will be de-bottlenecking a few more.
Here is additional information from the today's Oppenheimer note.
What do you think we can read into this statement:Here is additional information from the today's Oppenheimer note.
What do you think we can read into this statement:
We understand the delay in the truck launch has been due to production resources being redeployed to M3 de-bottlenecking"?
Should we understand that as another clueless analyst or does anyone think it's possible that Tesla is planning to start semi deliveries in December?
I prefer to maximize efficiency of de-bottlenecking by using beverages with higher alcohol density - currently my beverage of choice is scotch.
Not an advice.
I'm not saying this is true, but can't this be related to timing? They have too much demand in Europe. Building a factory there takes several years especially since they haven't perfected the ones they've got in the US as the molds for their copies in Europe. So ask Magna to build the high value M3s with supplied batteries and stuff from factory in Freemont. Gets a bigger supplies of M3s ready within a year or 6 months with a slight hit to margin. Cancel the arrangement when the real factory is ready in Europe in 2021 or some such.I really hope this is not true. If they make a deal with Magna to build cars in Europe, that smells to me like a clear indication that "the machine, that builds the machine," and the "Factory as a product" are not working out the way they hoped they would, and are definitely no where near being ready to be duplicated for European or Asian markets.
Interesting.
Seems as if there IS a utilization of tesla talent that has been diverted from the Semi Project to the Model 3 program. Apparently in order to more quickly solve bottlenecks and build INTERNALLY whatever part(S) the fired supplier were making.
Wondering what the hell the part was that needs to now be built internally.
Can't be "simple" metal or plastic or else tesla would've built the part internally to begin with.... ummm "not good" IMO
This fits with my hypothesis that Elon wouldn't have tweeted about the bottlenecks if it was going to only be a two week delay. This seems like a 6-8 week delay.
We don't know the nature of the part and how many units of this part tesla already had in inventory and whether they would temporarily use the part and replace it later. zzzzzzz
Standard industry practice. I believe that Tesla is better than mouse companies on that.Yes, it’s very frustrating. I’ve contacted Tesla IR several times in the past regarding this and asked for fair disclosure (ie, all meetings with Tesla management where material info is discussed should be recorded and posted, etc) but to no avail.
- Nomura/Instinet backs its Buy rating on Tesla (TSLA-1.6%) and sticks with a high-flying price target of $500.
- After talking with Chinese automobile industry insiders, the firm sets out a positive scenario in which Tesla partners with a local tech company (say Tencent (OTCPK:TCEHY, OTCPK:TCTZF)) on manufacturing in a free-trade zone and lands reduced import tariffs on batteries and other components needed for final assembly.
- If Tesla sticks the China landing, Nomura says the long-term numbers will justify the $500 PT.
You, Sir, are 100% correctSo, I have no problem with mental thought exercises and thinking about the possibility of TSLA shooting to the moon at any moment. But I think as an investor it's an important discipline to keep those "to the moon" thinking at clear and realistic probabilities.
For example, when you're predicting $2000 in 18 months... to be clear, the possibility of that is quite slim, and I think you'd probably agree with that. I place the probability at under 1%... maybe you might place the probability at 5-10%. But if somebody places the probability at 70%, then I think their thinking is reckless and ridiculous. But the great thing about investing is over time, over multiple investments, it will all work out to humble and teach the investors who are reckless. At least usually. In your case, you've learned lessons over the years, and when you say TSLA is going to $2000 in 18 months... I know how to take it because I've talked with you and understand your cautious side as well. I know that you're excited about that possibility of TSLA going to $2000, but wouldn't put your entire position in Jan19 TSLA 2000 calls (if they had them) because you understand it's a possibility but not a likely scenario (ie., over 50% chance). But surprisingly, a lot of people will put a ridiculous amount on money on ridiculous risky things because they haven't learned your cautious side that you've learned over the years.
When VA says there's a 80% chance TSLA will be over 420 by end of year and claims to have a model to back it... that to me is reckless... or ridiculous... or inexperienced... or all three. Again, I'm not saying it's not possible TSLA is over 420 by year end... but it's not 80% likely.
I think that is probably correct. Wishful (probably delusional) thinking on my part.I think that this is just sloppy writing - I assume the intent was to say "launch event" instead of "launch".