I don't think profitability is needed for $1,000. See amazon/Netflix. Profitability would help with short squeeze, but I don't think short squeeze is needed for $1,000 by mid-18. Continuous short covering would be sufficient.
Let's assume no level 4/5 by 2020. I don't think this is needed for $1,000. For $1T market cap, yes, but that not until later. Tesla Network can launch with level 3 next year, and I think it will.
I note and agree with your comments on FSD (though I don't think the liability you mentioned is much because I don't think many people are paying the extra FSD cash upfront), but I also think we'll get some news around EAP in the next few weeks. So much activity in congress around this. Semi event may have some news; we'll see.
I like Café Patron better. And I will post your offer in Bet ValueAnalyst At Your Own Risk.