When I clicked on your link... I accidentally pressed ‘Proceed with Delivery’....but I’m sure you will love your new car
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2023 Model Y no USS discussion, incl. Discussion of Tesla Vision Firmware
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We will know when they push a SW update I guess. Just another two weeks 
It is 145 days (getting on for 6 months) since Tesla screwed over its new car customers, replacing paid for features with “coming soon” and “temporarily disabled” statements. Since then we have additional farting capability, Auld Lang Syne and a variable temperature for our steering wheel. Outstanding Tesla. Get out of the playground and deliver paid for safety features, or see you in court very soon.
Do not take delivery of your car.
dachshund
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Strange question. Investor Day is all about Elon, and he seems to enjoy boasting into the microphone that a dozen or so massively inventive things are going to happen by the end of the year. Or next month. V11 will be out next week. Parking warnings? What's that? Driving down an empty highway without sudden braking? That's not a problem any more. Yes I'm being mean, but the guy says such ridiculous things.
I really love my Y. It's a blast to drive. It's tough being a fan of the Tesla vehicles and their technology, and at the same time having a really bad opinion of Elon. I predict we'll have robotaxis at some point but they'll be made by a different brand. I also predict that his developers will figure out L3/4 someday just using cameras, but after all the years of paying for development, he could have just used sensors. I know, the impossible is better.
Maybe this is why AP and FSDb slow down and brake so much - he wants the robotaxi, not a vehicle that a driver will accept. When there's no human driver, or a steering wheel, that car better be careful.
Musk's hubris and pathetic juvenile sense of humor (he's not funny but he sure thinks he is) is sad. I agree 100%, a class action lawsuit is coming if basic paid for functions don't materialize. The plan to remove uss was way earlier than 9/2022....so I'd say this great software has no clue on how to get these uss-less cars the Parking Assist features seen on a 2017 Kia.
This is basically saying “Hey we removed the USS from the new cars, which was previously helping you park your car without hitting anything around it, and now “hoping” to use the cameras to do the same—BUT we are still working on it so in the meantime just look around when parking because the car will not do “ping-ping” when you are about to hit something. We are telling you this so that you do not sue us for taking away some of the basic features that we had advertised and have been taken away.” PS. Even decades old Kia has these features but the Tesla does not.
LOL! I’ve crashed my new car into my garage while parking twice! Wishing first 2 weeks- trying to park. My 2018 Subaru is 100% better. I will not buy another Tesla.
When I clicked on your link... I accidentally pressed ‘Proceed with Delivery’....but I’m sure you will love your new car
You may just need to learn how to drive LOL
This is a perfect example of how Tesla tends to use misleading statements. It says "your vehicle now fully relies on camera vision to measure distance" but that actually isn't true since the functionality isn't available. What they should be saying is "Tesla has removed the ultrasonic sensors to detect distances and we are hoping our engineers will one day figure out how to use camera vision as a feasible replacement."
Occhis
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MikeRadio
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I have a Model 3 and took delivery mid Nov and has no USS. I’m not the greatest reverse Parker and actually hate going in reverse, but the cams help me park in my spot and in the street with no issues.
I would love to have the missing features as I thought they were great in Tesla’s I’ve Turo’d but I haven’t hit anything being careful for now.
I’m confident that the features will be returning. It’s said for over 150 days and still says on Tesla site that they are coming. If they weren’t, they would have conceded but that hasn’t been the case yet.
Yes I want these features very much and hope to see the Summons and Parking features back by the end of April. Which I would still say is “Soon” since they left in Nov. June is the latest. After that, “soon” and “in the near future” are lies.
I totally get people angry the features aren’t here. My last ICE car at least beeped. I’m hoping they are coming sooner than later. I do wish there was more communication.
I would love to have the missing features as I thought they were great in Tesla’s I’ve Turo’d but I haven’t hit anything being careful for now.
I’m confident that the features will be returning. It’s said for over 150 days and still says on Tesla site that they are coming. If they weren’t, they would have conceded but that hasn’t been the case yet.
Yes I want these features very much and hope to see the Summons and Parking features back by the end of April. Which I would still say is “Soon” since they left in Nov. June is the latest. After that, “soon” and “in the near future” are lies.
I totally get people angry the features aren’t here. My last ICE car at least beeped. I’m hoping they are coming sooner than later. I do wish there was more communication.
I am slowly losing hope that these features will ever come to Tesla Vision only cars. Recently, I chatted with an advisor on the Tesla website and asked when Park Assist is expected to be restored to camera-only vehicles. I was told that "there isn't current timeframe as to when or if that will be back." Hearing that is discouraging given that the Tesla website had said that the feature is "coming soon" to camera-only vehicles.
Just took delivery of MYP..... all parking sensors (distance measures, audible sounds, color change depending on the proximity) are disabled.... we're waiting on the OTA update.
MikeRadio
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i really wouldn’t take to heart what an advisor on the website says. nobody is authorized to give specifics if there aren’t any to give so wouldn’t expect it. And if they weren’t coming back the coming soon would be down and we would have got emails or messages in the app by now. I’d say before June these things should start rexappearing.
Joined because I had no problems with my 2018 Model X, which actually has summon/park assist/etc- and is a beautiful car. I’ve crashed my Model Y into garage door (NO CHIMES) twice within first month.. so yea, now I’m active.
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