Thanks for calling it fair and balanced. And yes, my sweetie doesn't want to ride with FSD or use it, either. I wanted it to be better, in spite of what the haters think about my giving it a poor grade. I look at it with a different lens than they do. If you've never seen a self-driving car, then FSD makes you think you've got KITT with some flaws. But it is far from that.
Now I only paid $2,000 for it (one week special back in 2019.) When it jumped up to much more, I told people, "Don't buy it. If you believe in it, buy TSLA shares instead." Boy was that great advice, far better than I imagined it would be. After all, if Tesla does deliver on FSD, your TSLA shares will return more than enough to pay the higher future price. Today, at $12K and with the stock so highly valued, this prediction is a big tougher to make.
Sadly, you just don't get a lot. You get smart summon (used it once, gave up) and nav on autopilot (only modestly useful) and maybe FSD. Now, that's over EAP, and I had EAP with my car which is why FSD was only $2K. Over basic autopilot you get a bit more, autopark and lane change, but $12K?