Totally agree. No way two HPWCs, and two UMCs (tried the 3's also) are bad, and the way it sticks 'broken' even when the voltage drops (when it's not that high in the first place) means it's in some weird state.I agree with you. The main reason to have the electrician out is to check that box so you can bat the ball back into Tesla's court. Same thing with the utility. I'm convinced you have a faulty charger (with a slight possibility that there's some weird noise on your incoming line), and that Tesla is just being a jerk about it. The voltages reported, while on the high end, are entirely within the car's specs. The thing to do is force their hand as much as you can.
Waiting for electrician to get back to me, so, more news as I get it. Good thing this isn't the commuter car, or this would be more of an emergency. Thanks for the pointers, all!