Elon musing to himself:
"Before they sent humans into space, Soviets first sent dogs and Americans first sent chimps. If I can somehow transform myself into a chimpanzee, I may get to go to Mars way before my spacecraft are ready and safety-tested for humans... plus it can be a much smaller ship with far fewer provisions needed -- just some water and freeze-dried bananas. Can't wait to get away from all the short-sighted and self-serving people on Earth."