diplomat33
Average guy who loves autonomous vehicles
So @diplomat33, getting it finally how Tesla operates?
I followed every single thing Tesla did for years before I became an owner. I don't have a problem with how Tesla operates.
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So @diplomat33, getting it finally how Tesla operates?
I followed every single thing Tesla did for years before I became an owner. I don't have a problem with how Tesla operates.
Awesome! I totally haven't heard this before!
October 31st, 2018: Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).
April 6th, 2019: Tesla Enhanced Summon coming out in US next week for anyone with Enhanced Autopilot or Full Self-Driving option
April 13th, 2019: Not good enough yet. Pushing release by a few weeks. Will be amazing.
May 23rd, 2019: Smart Summon coming soon!
May 31st, 2019: Releasing to Early Access Program Tesla owners next week
June 24th, 2019: Third revision of Enhanced Summon hopefully going to Tesla owners with early access later this week
First, I mean second, I mean third, I mean fourth, I mean fifth, I mean sixth time's a charm!
It's hard to wrap my mind around Musk sometimes. Brilliant yet delusional at times.
Musk tells more lies about autopilot than Trump does about his election.
I imagine it goes something like this:
Elon: "when will smart summon be ready?"
Team: "there are still major hurdles blocking release, here's a summary"
Elon: "yesterday I landed a spaceship on its butt on a moving ocean barge. You can't figure out a parking lot?"
Team: "i guess if we really try hard, it should be ready in couple weeks"
Elon: "*tweets* ok, i told everyone three weeks. Back to work!"
Ok buddy... Off to ignore. I did not mean to give you fodder.Here’s a simpler version:
”We need some publicity to drive demand and deliveries!”
*tweets*
Shorting again ? Be careful 40 Million shorts. SP near 2 year lows.Here’s a simpler version:
”We need some publicity to drive demand and deliveries!”
*tweets*
I have noticed that folks who are naturally cynical about Musk, tend to think that marketing plays a big role.
Awesome! I totally haven't heard this before!
October 31st, 2018: Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).
April 6th, 2019: Tesla Enhanced Summon coming out in US next week for anyone with Enhanced Autopilot or Full Self-Driving option
April 13th, 2019: Not good enough yet. Pushing release by a few weeks. Will be amazing.
May 23rd, 2019: Smart Summon coming soon!
May 31st, 2019: Releasing to Early Access Program Tesla owners next week
June 24th, 2019: Third revision of Enhanced Summon hopefully going to Tesla owners with early access later this week
First, I mean second, I mean third, I mean fourth, I mean fifth, I mean sixth time's a charm!
Reality distortion field - WikipediaI mean it must work since some people won’t see anything wrong with what Tesla is doing anyway.
Putting aside the humorous slant, I think you are pretty close to reality. I imagine conversations between Elon and the dev team these past months probably go something like this:
Elon: when will Advanced Summon be ready?
Team: We've made some progress. As you can see it works pretty well but the car moves very slowly. We still have some issues to figure out.
Elon: So 6 weeks?
Team: That's super optimistic but maybe.
Elon tweets October 31st, 2018: Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).
April 2019
Elon: You guys have been working on it for awhile. It's well over 6 weeks. So is it ready now?
Team: We've solved some of the issues. It's still slow but probably good enough for the public if you want to release it now.
Elon: "Good work. Let's release it next week then!"
Elon *tweets* April 6th, 2019: Tesla Enhanced Summon coming out in US next week for anyone with Enhanced Autopilot or Full Self-Driving option
Team: "Sir, Enhanced Summon is still pretty slow and the early access videos that have leaked are not sitting well with Tesla owners. They are making fun of Enhanced Summon on TMC."
Elon: "That's unacceptable. Don't release it. Keep working on it some more!"
Elon: *tweets* April 13th, 2019: Not good enough yet. Pushing release by a few weeks. Will be amazing.
Team: "Sir. We are making progress."
Elon tweets May 23rd, 2019: Smart Summon coming soon!
Team: "Sir. I think we are ready to have the Early Access folks test our latest build."
Elon tweets May 31st, 2019: Releasing to Early Access Program Tesla owners next week
Team: "Sir. These darn curbs are still tripping up Enhanced Summon."
Elon: "Ok. Work on it some more. Let's send our next build to Early Access again."
Elon tweets June 24th, 2019: Third revision of Enhanced Summon hopefully going to Tesla owners with early access later this week