My F350 is white, my girlfriends Escape is white, my parents CRV (which I drive in the winter when they're snowbirding) is white. I love white cars, because, like you, I'm also a fly under the radar guy. This must be a kind of midlife crisis, because I'm going WAY outside my comfort zone with Red/white seats.
It's funny how my brain works. I can obsess for weeks over the exterior color, but regarding the white seats, I'm not the least bit nervous or OCD about them potentially getting stained. I've read through dozens of threads about that, but having owned light interior leather previously, I fully understand and accept that stains will occur. You clean them up the best you can and move on.
Vinyl wraps for the console? Hmmmm, I haven't gotten there yet. I'll start checking them out too.