This thread reminds me of a friend who moved to Oklahoma recently. He is in construction and decided to do a bathroom remodel to keep the money flowing when he got there.
When he went to the permit office, he had the following interaction:
Friend-" Hi, I'd like to apply for a permit to do a bathroom remodel. I am moving all the plumbing and electrical, installing new fixtures, and replacing the Tub and Sink"
Permit Department- "Are you moving any exterior walls or adding square footage to the house?"
Friend-"No I am staying within the same 4 walls of the bathroom, just redoing all the plumbing and electrical."
Permit Department- "You will be fine, we don't need a permit for that"
Friend -"I am moving all the plumbing and electrical?! Are you sure"
Permit Department- "Honey, as long as you flip that light switch and the house don't burn down, that'd be just fine with us"