Not doing it wrong. I hardly ever use wipers and don't have auto wiper enabled. I'm telling you, 90% after the screens go blank, they go nuts for about 30 secs and then settle down.
Why do I need to do it so often? Freekin 12.1.2. In 5 years years of owning Teslas - this is the buggiest experience I have had. I'm starting to think I may need to have some diags done.