But I don't want an apology anyway. All I want is a console that doesn't look ridiculous in my car. Is that really too much to ask?
No, it is not too much to ask. This was clearly advertised at the time of purchase, and we received regular updates as to its pending availability. There is absolutely no question that Tesla has an obligation to follow through on their marketing claims. If they are unable to do so for reasons beyond their control, then I believe they are obligated to make reasonable accommodation. Offering a non-matching product does not qualify as reasonable. The fact that they sent me a link to purchase a Piano Black one week after they were sold out makes everything even more offensive. And before I hear one more person talk about leaving the door open, please listen to this: I do not plan on leaving the door open.