For crying out loud, your claims are no different than mine. "I've driven across country.. blah blah blah".
I drove my P85+ to Florida and back with 3G, and then again with LTE, and the difference (which I already noted) in Nav map redraws and streaming radio were remarkable. Go back and read my posts -- with 3G, map redraws would take forever, and sometimes not even complete. With LTE, they are done within seconds. This is, as you say, up and down the eastern seaboard. Several times. What makes your experience any better than mine?
And sorry, I would not trust an A/B test from someone so biased as you. I've seen the differences, and know they are real. You just refuse to believe it... so any test you do would be just as biased. And I'm not offering a similar test for the same reasons. But you can not say that EVERYONE that has experienced significant LTE performance increases are delusional, uninformed, or suffering from confirmation bias. Your entire argument is based on a sample size of ONE. You. Against hundreds or more people who have reported significant gains. Who's the delusional one?
I really don't care to argue this anymore, as I've said now thrice, religious debates never end well. You have your beliefs and evidence, I have mine. NOTHING I say will convince you otherwise, so it's pointless.
And finally, I didn't tell people to go waste their money. I said the experience with LTE is different for everyone, and depends on dozens of different factors, and everyone should make their OWN decision. They shouldn't just listen to me, just as they shouldn't listen to you tell them it's a useless upgrade, when in fact it might work great for them.