A better presentation would have been:
Stephen Colbert drives out in a cleverly disguised fake Model X, whips the crowd up into a frenzy, and then one of the falcon wing doors falls off. Elon Musk walks out to cheers, says "I can fix that!" and picks up the styrofoam door and sticks it back onto the fake Model X with velcro. Then he says, "perhaps you'd like to see a
real Model X, Stephen?" Turns to the crown and shouts enthusiastically, "You wanna see the REAL Model X?!?" To cacophonous cheers, the white Model X rolls out. The driver gets out, the front passenger gets out, the falcon wing doors open, and then 15 people from Cirque du Soleil, some dogs, and a monkey get out in a hilarious never-ending stream.
Now that everyone's having a good time, things turn serious. Elon introduces the Model X towing the AirStream with the family and luggage getting out like we saw. "And that's no joke, folks. It's the real thing! It can hold seven people, plus luggage, plus tow up to 5,000 pounds, and doesn't emit one molecule of hazardous exhaust!"
Then he asks, "Would you like to know a little bit more about this SUV?" Cheers erupt. "Great! Let me bring on [charismatic person #1] to give you some great information about some exciting features, and then I'll be back shortly to give you a cool demonstration.
[charismatic person #1] walks on the stage and talks about the range, the acceleration, the windshield, the interior appointments, the available options, and how it compares in size to ICE SUVs.
The Elon comes back out and gives the falcon wing door presentation, including the "parked too close on either side" demo. Except this time the driver exits the vehicle through the Falcon Wing Door opening to show it's possible.
Then Elon introduces [charismatic person #2, this time a woman] to come out and talk about safety features, child seats, Auto Pilot (or adaptive cruise), heated and cooled seats, and the air filtration system.
Elon comes out at the end and expands upon the filtration system, announcing the Biohazard (
not "Bioweapon!") Defense Mode button, and that it's a real thing.
Then he asks for the VIN 6-2 cars to drive out together, and in one fell swoop - to sustained applause - hands over the keys to each person quickly and efficiently, and they all get in their cars and get driven off.
Then just as everyone thinks it's ending, Elon asks for his VIN 1 car to come out and says, "There's one more thing..." to thunderous cheers.
Unfortunately, there didn't seem to be that razzle dazzle "one more thing" last night, so one can only imagine what that could have been (electrochromic windows? 360-degree cameras for parking, dash cam, and night vision? etc.) I guess at this point he could discuss price ($5,000 more than the Model S) rather than tweeting out that info hours later and hoping the press disseminates it...
The "launch" was a formality because Musk promised deliveries by the end of September. It's pretty clear the car is not at all finished. In fact, images on Tesla's site show stereoscopic cameras in the windshield yet people at the event said the delivered cars did not have stereoscopic cameras. We may still see some big changes before the actual production of Signature models.
I totally agree with that.