Short-Term TSLA Price Movements - 2016

[Gtoffo]

What the hell are they doing in there!?

Kinda sounds like they might be passing drinks around the room..........

 

[tinm]

It's 2016, and Tesla's audio quality is about the level of AM radio. Also, Elon and company still seem to have no idea how tapping fingers or pens on the table, shuffling paper around, chairs shifting, throwing nerf basketballs into baskets on the wall, etc, is all audible to listeners, to the detriment of intelligibility of the conference call.

Hey, let's start a Kickstarter to improve the acoustics of Tesla's executive conference room and the phone system in said room. For the benefit of all investors and analysts.

Who's with me?

 

[austinEV]

50 cents on the dollar confirmed. "pennies on the dollar"

 

[AudubonB]

Here's a PROST! with a fine Eaglebräu Weizenbier dunkel to all of you - although, as with this quarter's results, I had my doubts over this brew....
....

it is tasting magnificent right now!

Zum wohl!

 

[everman]

We got a quantity on the number of pennies on the dollar for ZEV! The answer is 50c!

 

[Oil4AsphaultOnly]

on conf call: "50 cents on the dollar"

I think we have a floor on the ZEV credits. vgrishpun nailed it with the $1500 per credit estimate.

 

[AlMc]

Wow, elon out of the gate addressing the bear thesis.

Yes. get the AR and ZEV questions out of the way asap!

Aside: I wish Wheeler would answer all the questions and let EM add 'color'.

 

[Bgarret]

We are in the weeds....can someone ask about the quarter that is not a Bear argument?

 

[Bgarret]

List of things Elon understands better than analysts....ZEV credits and infinity.

 

[jgillispie]

My libation:

Valar Dohaeris

Nice. The only thing that could have made today better was if I had gotten a lottery pick for the Goose Island Proprietors Day drawing.

 

[MP3Mike]

on conf call: "50 cents on the dollar"

I think we have a floor on the ZEV credits. vgrishpun nailed it with the $1500 per credit estimate.

Wouldn't 50 cents on the dollar be ~$2,500/credit?

 

[techmaven]

on conf call: "50 cents on the dollar"

I think we have a floor on the ZEV credits. vgrishpun nailed it with the $1500 per credit estimate.

I think it's 50% of $5,000, or $2,500 each.

 

[Bgarret]

Are all these guys calling in from a clown car?

 

[Mario Kadastik]

Wait, did the idiot ask about 75k estimate while Tesla guided 79k+. Elon went to detail on explainin why H1 was bad, but that wasn't what the idiot analyst asked who didn't get anything right...

 

[racer26]

We got a quantity on the number of pennies on the dollar for ZEV! The answer is 50c!

Which is pretty close to the $2210 I calculated just before the call started!

 

[Fast Laner]

Here's a PROST! with a fine Eaglebräu Weizenbier dunkel to all of you - although, as with this quarter's results, I had my doubts over this brew....
....

it is tasting magnificent right now!

Zum wohl!

Lass es Dir schmecken!

Eins...Zwei...Drei...gsuffa!!!

Tesla cleared all three bases with this grand slam!

 

[Lessmog]

Current financial plan for M3 does not require any capital raise -- at all!

 

[Muaddid]

No cap raise needed should shut down some FUD

 

[Mario Kadastik]

WOW ... Elon just dropped the bomb. NO RAISE NEEDED TO COVER M3 CAPEX... AT ALL... Could be maybe good to de-risk a bit, but not needed necessarily.

 

[Gtoffo]

"Yeah...... things are looking good" cit. Elon Musk