Social Chat - Short Term TSLA Movements

[kenliles]

So, it's a limerick you want ....

There was a young trader from Grants Pass
Whose once happy wife began to harass
“You were dumb enough to short Tesla
Now we’re in one heck of a mess, ah….
Don’t you ever again listen to Doug Kass!”

now we're talkin' - very nice; loved all of 'em!
thanks guys!

also-
There was once a young man named Musk
Who worked from dawn until dusk
When he finally completed
What we all really needed
The world was awash in corn-husk

 

[Auzie]

The hype was immense
it kept me so tense
I waited and waited, and finally leapt at those leaps
Whose IV was so steep

Now i'm in a bind,
as theta unwinds
this beautiful position that once seemed so fine.

My favourite so far, but the end is not near...

 

[anticitizen13.7]

No major news and the stock is on a steady trend up! I had a feeling that $200-210 was the bottom, based on investor sentiment and news coverage.

Good big news should generate a lot of upward pressure. Everyone keep cool!

 

[Auzie]

Good big news should generate a lot of upward pressure. Everyone keep cool!

He says to keep cool
But I am a fool:tongue:
Frenzy on this thread
Goes into my head
We smell a short squeeze
Tesla shorts at unease
Let us rejoice
Sing in one voice
All shorts to pay
For treating us like prey.

 

[AlMc]

The mission of Tesla Motors is quite clear
To allay our CO2 and OPEC fear.
All the critics and NADA first jeered
Thinking EVs were all quite queer.
But many ordinary people started to cheer
As our autos would no longer need gas stations near
The critics then realized while they all sneered
That Elon had successfully kicked them in the rear.

 

[Auzie]

The mission of Tesla Motors is quite clear
To allay our CO2 and OPEC fear.
All the critics and NADA first jeered
Thinking EVs were all quite queer.
But many ordinary people started to cheer
As our autos would no longer need gas stations near
The critics then realized while they all sneered
That Elon had successfully kicked them in the rear.

O yeah

 

[kenliles]

yeah ^^ good one AIMc

 

[AlMc]

yeah ^^ good one AIMc

:wink: To follow up on my poor poem: 'Time to go have a beer!'

 

[kenliles]

:wink: To follow up on my poor poem: 'Time to go have a beer!'

Ha! sounds good- I'd buy you one for that poem; maybe someday

 

[ggr]

We're each a poet
And didn't know it,
But every verse
Is getting worse

 

[AlMc]

We're each a poet
And didn't know it,
But every verse
Is getting worse

I am no poet
And I definitely know it :biggrin:

 

[Citizen-T]

What just happened here?

 

[Curt Renz]

What just happened here?

The social chat thread became just that, rather than an alternate version of the original short term thread.

 

[kenliles]

What just happened here?

sorry-
I think I instigated when PapaFox started with a great poem and I requested Limerick, then we all left a mess. Sure was fun though!
(and what Curt said)

 

[RABaby]

Everyone is taking a shot
at eloquence in rhyme
so I will take my turn
at least one time

You all are trying
so very hard
But Elon's fight
leaves shorts quite scarred

Those on the train
for this great ride
will harvest well
what shorts provide


A war has started
and when smoke's cleared
the oil barons die
and Watts revered


Yea tho I drive
alongside ICE
before too long
there'll be few to see

 

[kenliles]

Everyone is taking a shot
at eloquence in rhyme
so I will take my turn
at least one time

You all are trying
so very hard
But Elon's fight
leaves shorts quite scarred

Those on the train
for this great ride
will harvest well
what shorts provide


A war has started
and when smoke's cleared
the oil barons die
and Watts revered


Yea tho I drive
alongside ICE
before too long
there'll be few to see

excellent!

 

[Auzie]

I had a dream to ride a car
That takes me places near and far.

BMW, my current ride,
Fine German car is a matter of pride.

But all my journeys attract a fare
Smelly exhaust and dealers' share.

My dream is telling, a car divine,
Will make my journeys feel just fine.

No exhausts or dealers dues
O sweet Tesla I dream of you:love:

 

[Lessmog]

Collecting my parts
Delivery in August
This Spring will be long

// HiQ

 

[Johan]

Enough with the poetry guys!

Here is food for thought: GOOG/GOOGL splitting and introducing new C-class shares today - is this a way for them to free up capital/currency in the form of C-class (non-voting) shares to use for aquisitions/ventures/investments, without risk of losing control (all control is with the A-class shares)... In for example a Gigafactory or car company or what-not???

 

[uselesslogin]

Enough with the poetry guys!

Here is food for thought: GOOG/GOOGL splitting and introducing new C-class shares today - is this a way for them to free up capital/currency in the form of C-class (non-voting) shares to use for aquisitions/ventures/investments, without risk of losing control (all control is with the A-class shares)... In for example a Gigafactory or car company or what-not???

Well, except that the split was announced two years ago but has been held up by lawsuits. Now maybe it makes what you suggest possible, but I doubt it was part of the plan when they first announced the split.