So if Tesla was so forward looking to realize this would mean the check marks were lost, and that would cause distraction, and they are super sure they are going to solve this in vision in a few weeks after 3 years of work, but they also still had plenty of radars, then:
There are 4 parts in that statement:
1) knowing check marks will be lost
2) knowing that would cause distraction
3) being "super sure" it would solve in a few weeks after 3 years of work
4) still had plenty of radars.
#1 they lost check marks before back in the AP2 transition, so I think it's a given they already know they would lose check marks here also.
#2 it's almost common sense they would know losing check marks would have negative impact, and if it's not clear before, the recent reporting would make it doubly clear. Again, they had the experience of AP2 also.
#3 We don't know yet how long it will take to reach parity. Tesla's official statement says "In the weeks ahead, we’ll start restoring these features via a series of over-the-air software updates", but they don't have a solid timeline yet when that will be finished.
#4 we know they have enough supply of radar for delivery for other markets and models. We also know they have been steadily raising prices on the 3/Y in recent weeks, and also have even cost cut on the passenger lumbar (there may be other changes we are unaware of). The cost of the radar is much higher in comparison and definitely something Tesla may see incentive to remove as soon as possible if they deem it unnecessary, regardless of availability.
1) Why did they do this at all, instead of waiting for vision to be at parity? All for $75 per car for "the upcoming weeks"?
As above, we don't know yet how long it will take to reach parity, and given they are even removing a part that costs much less (passenger lumbar controls), the radar cost is nothing to scoff at.
2) Why did they not talk to NHTSA until the day after they made this public?
We don't know what date they talked to NHTSA. NHTSA only said they were briefed on it after the media asked the day after, they did not say when Tesla did so. So we only know Tesla briefed them before NHTSA was asked by the media, we don't know how long before.
3) If they are sure that this will still meet AEB requirements, that means it's been tested at least internally. Why couldn't they meet the requirements in other countries with this change, especially since shipping to other countries takes weeks. Why not "double down" here like they did for US customers? If Tesla is a safety first company, this needs to be a parity or safer system than the previous one, which they should be able to argue to any of those evil regulators.
It may meet AEB requirements here but that doesn't necessarily mean it meets them elsewhere, as the test standards are different. From the discussion about NHTSA's test standard, we already know it is not harmonized with Euro NCAP. The testing schedules may also be different (we can't assume the various governments will immediately schedule a test for a mid year change, it may take much longer than that).
4) Why did they scrub the blog post explaining how radar was helpful instead of updating it to say "we've learned since then"? I thought they were proud of their vision superiority.
Not sure what this part has to do with the above points? This may simply be to "save face" for the company given inconsistency with the current message, but it does not have an effect on the above 4 points you mentioned.
5) Why didn't they make this change and only apply it to new orders, and deliver people that ordered with Radar the cars they ordered, instead of going back and changing a configuration on them, requiring acceptance of this change because they needed to remove advertised features. Just slap a radar on any VIN ordered before date X.
As above, doing the change as soon as possible saves them the most money, while they are continually raising prices to make up for rising costs (I'm guessing now it has reached back to previous prices, Tesla is looking to cutting some costs instead of continual $500 increases). That's how Tesla had operated, making immediate changes to hardware when they deem fit. There was never a concept that you "lock down" the specs at order (you can ask the people who ordered Model Y LR RWD how well that concept worked for them), it was always what is in the car at delivery that was most important.
Arguing that Tesla did this for any reason besides a shortage requires simultaneously saying Tesla is super smart and super dumb at the same time. And the only reason to do that dance is to defend Tesla not being transparent about why they did this.
See above. You are putting multiple elements together in what seems like a false dilemma.