Definitely a troll post, but what's crazy is I kind of, sort of agree with him. When people ask me about my Model S, this is how I truly answer them...
"It is by a mile my favourite car I've ever owned, whilst being the worst car I've ever owned".
I know that seems like a total contradiction, but for me, it's not. I've driven virtually every car in the class and there is NO car that feels as exhilirating as my Model S (I just ordered a brand new Non-Plaid one - should get it in about 3 weeks). However, coming from owning several Lexus's, I can say objectively it has not (from a reliability perspective) been even close to my other cars. In this last year, I've been in for maintenance 8 times for a total of about $14,000.00. My car has 160,000 km.
My last Lexus (an IS350) had about 168,000 km when I got rid of it and I had never had a single service (other than for routine maintenance... oil, brakes, filters etc..). My experience is also that the Tesla Customer Service experience has gone downhill (severely) from when I first got the car. Back in 2017, the service was as good or better than Lexus. Now, I feel like service is on par with "Jed's junkyard" in Outback Missouri.
So, in a way, I get the OP's orginal post (even if it is a troll), but I am in this very strange place where I LOVE my car yet HATE the company. In any event, I also have a Porsche Taycan on order so I will have a chance to compare them both head to head and give my honest opinion on all matters.