Not only does your experience not match anyone else who's used Tesla's 'auto' wipers, it doesn't match anyone who's used auto wipers on any car.
Your response above was to a statement that the Tesla auto wipers work better than in most cars and basically worked well.While I don't disagree with your position in general, I have yet to talk to anyone driving any car, of any make who has found their auto wipers to be perfect. My previous car was a 2017 Audi A4. The auto wipers on it were about the best I've used and were still far from perfect, so in this case I think an absolute statement was warranted/reasonable.
That is all I was responding to, not your original argument which used a different requirement of "perfect". As for your response to "as well or better", no, the absolute is misleading and erroneous. This is plain since you have 'talked' with numerous people who have had similar experiences.