Tesla to incorporate AI assistant in cars

[Pagemakers]

According to the story below, Tesla is going to incorporate their AI into their vehicles. Let’s just hope it does a better job of the current voice recognition which is without a doubt the worst assistant system I’ve ever used.

Here in the UK it barely understands commands, such as “navigate to Halfords”. “Set the wipers to medium”. Or responding to a text message via voice.

Tesla to integrate Elon Musk's new AI assistant in its vehicles

Tesla is going to integrate Elon Musk’s newly launched Grok AI assistant in its electric vehicles, according to the CEO....

electrek.co

 

[ACarneiro]

According to the story below, Tesla is going to incorporate their AI into their vehicles. Let’s just hope it does a better job of the current voice recognition which is without a doubt the worst assistant system I’ve ever used.

Here in the UK it barely understands commands, such as “navigate to Halfords”. “Set the wipers to medium”. Or responding to a text message via voice.

Tesla to integrate Elon Musk's new AI assistant in its vehicles

Tesla is going to integrate Elon Musk’s newly launched Grok AI assistant in its electric vehicles, according to the CEO....

electrek.co

“Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak, so please don’t use it if you hate humor!”

Oh, good Lord…

 

[Kansalis]

Here in the UK it barely understands commands, such as “navigate to Halfords”. “Set the wipers to medium”. Or responding to a text message via voice.

Have you changed the language in your car to British English? That was added relatively recently (update 11 maybe?) & made a lot of difference to the voice recognition for me (not that I use it very often).

 

[Pagemakers]

Have you changed the language in your car to British English? That was added relatively recently (update 11 maybe?) & made a lot of difference to the voice recognition for me (not that I use it very often).

Yes I have and it still doesn’t work with any modicum of satisfaction. It remains another terrible Tesla system.

If I talk in a ridiculous American accent, and I mean really accented, it works marginally better, but still no where near acceptable.

 

[spdpsba]

Grok is designed to answer questions with a bit of wit and has a rebellious streak

A variation of Musk? - both in name and personality may be

 

[ACarneiro]

I don’t want a snarky car. JUST TAKE ME WHERE I WANT TO GO!
(And get those bloody wipers right!)

 

[Pagemakers]

Precisely. I want to issue a command, and expect it to be followed with some margin of normality.

 

[yessuz]

I imagine AI with rumble and sturret like musk on every interview or public appearance

 

[Pagemakers]

And I hope it has more intelligence than his neural network that is supposed to improve the wipers and autopilot! It must have the intelligence of a five-year-old at the moment.

 

[Dilly]

Me: “Hey Gork, navigate to Morrison’s”
Gork: “Here’s what I found on the web”
Me:

or
Gork: “Aldi is closer but Lidl is cheaper”
Me: “Just navigate to Morrisons”
Gork: “But the middle at Lidl has a terrific offer on air fryers for £10”
Me: “This isn’t a discussion”
Gork: ”OK be like that. Turning off life support. Goodbye”
Me:

 

[Pagemakers]

More like ”Hey Gork”……. ”Hey Gork”….. ”Hey Gork” ….”HEY F*KING GORK”…

Oh I give in…

 

[Tony Hoyle]

'Gork wipers off'.

'Sorry, I can't do that.'

Gork, wipers off before I rearrange your memory banks with a large axe.'

'OK'.

 

[Pagemakers]

“Gork wipers off”

“Ok navigating to Birmingham.”

We laugh but in all seriousness it’s not much better than that at the moment.

 

[Jason71]

This was the bit that bothered me:

To me this reads that he wants to leverage the processing power of cars that are not being driven to run the AI. For this to work those cars would have to be awake and based on the current generation of vehicles that means at least 200wh/hour or 5kwh per day.
I think not.

 

[yessuz]

I just stopped to read anything muskovite says. he's liar and not super high intellect person (although rich).. I see no point of taking anything he says into account

 

[Pagemakers]

I just stopped to read anything muskovite says. he's liar and not super high intellect person (although rich).. I see no point of taking anything he says into account

I’ve fallen out of love with him too, like many. I almost feel, as in investor Tesla would be better without him.

 

[Rob_Quads]

And I hope it has more intelligence than his neural network that is supposed to improve the wipers and autopilot! It must have the intelligence of a five-year-old at the moment.

You do realise that the neural network is only applicable to FSD v12 so very few have tried it and certainly not available to anyone in the UK. It's not used for any UK cars.

 

[Pagemakers]

You do realise that the neural network is only applicable to FSD v12 so very few have tried it and certainly not available to anyone in the UK. It's not used for any UK cars.

Ah. No I didn’t. That explains why in the UK it’s so absolutely terrible. Can’t wait for the huge jump when we get v12.

 

[Tony Hoyle]

You do realise that the neural network is only applicable to FSD v12 so very few have tried it and certainly not available to anyone in the UK. It's not used for any UK cars.

'Deep rain' has allegedly been deployed across the fleet since 2019. It was supposed to solve the crappy autowipers for good. It didn't.

They've actually gone the other way, and dropped the idea in FSD v11 (well, added a switch to turn it off, anyway).

 

[Pagemakers]

'Deep rain' has allegedly been deployed across the fleet since 2019. It was supposed to solve the crappy autowipers for good. It didn't.

Yep. Thought that. That’s why I said it. The wipers haven’t improved one bit. They operate with zero intelligence.