Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[kengchang]

I only remember the ADAS *ENGINEERING* roles from some months ago. That one is still listed i.e. for Berlin. Like ... be fluent in C++, have background in automotive etc. pp.

"Testing Autopilot" in "various cities" was not listed before iirc.

Nope, I have seen those position who drives around to test for a while. nothing new tbh

 

[Singuy]

Sawyer Merritt on twitter posted that one of the surprises is a new game that takes advantage of the new AMD infotainment platform...so one surprise down

Didn't Elon already spilled the beans on which game? Cyberpunk

 

[StealthP3D]

According to Google the festival is on Monday. Does anyone know if it is standard to take 5 days off for it?

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It makes it sound like it might be a minor parts shortage.

 

[phantasms]

Nope, I have seen those position who drives around to test for a while. nothing new tbh

Yup. I almost applied for one out of Brooklyn NY a few months back! lol

 

[Nocturnal]

Didn't Elon already spilled the beans on which game? Cyberpunk

The ad materials showed The Witcher, but...those games were created by the same studio that made Cyberpunk.

 

[phantasms]

It makes it sound like it might be a minor parts shortage.

Pretty sure it’s just to switch all the Shanghai lines to 4680. Too the moon!!!

….before anyone quotes this to tell me why I’m wrong, it’s a joke people.

 

[-_--_-]

I only remember the ADAS *ENGINEERING* roles from some months ago. That one is still listed i.e. for Berlin. Like ... be fluent in C++, have background in automotive etc. pp.

"Testing Autopilot" in "various cities" was not listed before iirc.

Yes, quite sure as I applied for it and my C++ is very F-.

 

[UnknownSoldier]

Why not both The Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077?

 

[Drezil]

Didn't Elon already spilled the beans on which game? Cyberpunk

I would prefer "Game for Peace" (aka: PUBG in western countries) .. in China they have Teslas in them

 

[UnknownSoldier]

update your spreadsheets accordingly...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1402935392043741186

I've been an investor for so many years now, where's my rice dumplings Elon?

I'm only 50% serious here.

 

[phantasms]

Hopefully they can at least get Counterstrike running in my old ass Model 3.

Two Fort!!!

 

[Mengy]

They let people in at 7pm. They will start speaking at 8:30pm if it starts on time, so 11:30pm for us east coasters. And 15 minutes past midnight (east coast) if they are 'late' like they have been so often.

Wow, I didn't realize it was basically at midnight for us on the east coast.

I think I'll go to bed tonight and watch it on YouTube in the morning!

 

[M|S|M MYP]

update your spreadsheets accordingly...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1402935392043741186

Thanks for posting that....explains the slow walk down

 

[elasalle]

So will plaid be enough to escape Max Pain @602/(increased by $2 overnight)?

the Max pain for next week 6/18 is even worse - $540 ....

Happy Watching!!

 

[willow_hiller]

The ad materials showed The Witcher, but...those games were created by the same studio that made Cyberpunk.

Also worth noting that Tesla put out an open call for Linux game developers last month:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1397258716076937216

Definitely not enough time to make a triple-A game or port something new, but maybe enough time to fix the bugs in the existing Linux port of Cyberpunk 2077: Valve's made Cyberpunk 2077 playable on Linux

 

[traxila]

Traders are bailing early. No one has any faith the stock will do anything but go down post any Tesla events.

This, of course, increases the chance that it might actually go up! And if it were to actually do this, then chances are good it would skyrocket because everyone is expecting the opposite.

Or it could go down.

Ah, the serenity of the long term buy and hodler!

 

[Singuy]

Traders are bailing early. No one has any faith the stock will do anything but go down post any Tesla events.

This, of course, increases the chance that it might actually go up! And if it were to actually do this, then chances are good it would skyrocket because everyone is expecting the opposite.

Or it could go down.

Ah, the serenity of the long term buy and hodler!

What serenity? Do you see lots of people on this forum serene as Tsla is red 70% of all trading days? All I see is infighting, battling care bears, fighting FUD, and screaming manipulation.

 

[Duffer]

What serenity? Do you see lots of people on this forum serene as Tsla is red 70% of all trading days? All I see is infighting, battling care bears, fighting FUD, and screaming manipulation.

Once you learn to tune all of that out... then serenity.

ETA: I've not reached that level of Zen. But hodler sure helps.

 

[Chunky Jr.]

This, of course, increases the chance that it might actually go up!

I think I figured out wall street. Flip 20 coins. Take the middle 8. Assign a 1 for heads and a 0 for tails. Use those 8 bits as a seed to a random number generator. Generate 1000 random numbers and average them. If that value is even, then the stock might go up tomorrow.

 

[Curt Renz]

Not a worry for EV owners.