Let me give the closing argument, but first let me buy some of them 2000 calls...
"Judge, Gentlemen and ladies of the esteemed court... I come to Praise autonomous driving not to bury it.
Every single damn one of you at some time or another while behind the wheel has been a hindrance to the safety of yourselves and others. And on a personal note a PITA to me. Many of you that drove here have been such TODAY, others as they leave here will be such.
To the common man you are all a-holes, but to this review board WE ARE THE PROBLEM. All of us are included in "WE."
Now this dear man, Elon Musk, and the fantastic vision he has of taking the damn steering wheel out of your worthless ephen hands...
OH! Forgive me, I still occasionally suffer a flashback to the many times I have succumbed to road rage. It will pass...for the moment.
As I have started to tell of this noble creature, Mr. Elon Musk has started to protect me from you, and thereby is going to protect you from me and my road rage. You see, soon, very soon, he will relieve me of having to pay attention to your pathetic driving habits no matter how noble your effort, and also relieve you of the feeble attempts you have made to safely navigate the roads of this great Nation.
And to do this he will bring the gift of FSD to all (for $7000 at the time of vehicle purchase). Already, this great man has saved enumerable people from death, disfigurement, and dismemberment. WHy I offer as exhibit "A" the event during a 100 years storm in Great Britain that would not be noteworthy had it only been one family that was saved by the great work of the great man, but TWOOO families were saved from certain tragedy had their vehicles not had the watchful eye and assistance of this great invention. One coming from one direction, and the other from the other direction...A single tree falling could have killed several people in both automobiles. And yet all lived, none harmed. Families remained intact. Children will grow and make grandparents of their parents. And the great work of a great man is responsible.
And the conclusion...
If this committee has any recommendation let it be that ALL cars be equipped with FSD going forward.
Let's eat!"