New 8K from Tesla
tsla-8k_20210315.htm
"Effective as of March 15, 2021, the titles of Elon Musk and Zach Kirkhorn have changed to Technoking of Tesla and Master of Coin, respectively. Elon and Zach will also maintain their respective positions as Chief Executive Officer and Chief Financial Office"
What a headache for poor VW. Just when they've figured out how to copy Tesla's EV designs (except less efficient), Tesla's battery roadmap (except one-tenth the scale), and found a synonym for Battery Day (Power Day)... Tesla pulls this sheisse.
"Mein Gott, do we have to get
whimsical? How the hell can our CEO get a popstar girlfriend? What music should he tweet?"
"How on Earth will we make our brand cool, sick (is that the ficken word?), and desirable to all the EV-loving, innovation-admiring, meme-tweeting, ad-despising, media-savy young arschlochs who don't know how a CEO should act? Verdammt! Quick, hire more marketing consultants!"
In the Epic Battle of the Titans for world auto domination, Tesla has -- without warning -- opened a new front in the conflict: the Whimsey War.
Edit: I guess Tesla's whimsey isn't new: fart mode,
Spaceballs allusions, and
Spinal Tap volume controls have come before. But this SEC filing turns it up to 11.