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Here is what I can identify line by line:
(small letters were hard to identify, maybe some could read it better)

TOOK TOO LONG TO GET ENOUGH AND NOW I'M
BASICALLY HOIST ON MY OWN PETARD. I GOT TIREd
OF WAITING FOR THOSE LAST rnn me S TO COME L
AND I JUST UP AND TERMINATED THE Yo FRANKLY
I'D HAD ENOUGH OF THE LITTLE STINKER FUKING
ME WITH HIS GNARLY MECHANICAL FINGER AND HIS
DRONING ON HOW WE NOW COMPLIANCE FINE GOING
UP ON THE FIRST SO I IMPULSIVALY YANKED HIS
MOTION BOARD wapN 'IT' TURNED HIS BACK FOR A
MOMENT HE doLL tO ????COOR LIKE A BRICK AND
WAS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT MY RASH MOVE AND BEGAN
A SIG-COM TO GE?ER ?? JEETER fOR REINFORCEMENTS
I THOUGHT CkaPT Pt AND PULLEn REGENERATOR
TO SLICE OUT HIS YC COM hard AS FAST AS
COULD B? I'M SURE HIS MESSAGE G?T THOUGH.
GOOD THING I??? LONG SINCE tUPPID OFF THE C?
???SE T??REa ?? PRO?Alal A HUGE DRAFTER OF ??S
HEADED to ?? SPOT I WAS AT MINUTES AGO AND
WE WERE wondering HIS JOURNEY WOULD BE A STEALTh
OPERATION. the roAD LOOKS CLEAR BUT NOT fOR
LONG I'M AFRAID.


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Corrected text (thanks to Saftwerk for the initial legwork!):

TOOK TOO LONG TO GET ENOUGH AND NOW I'M
BASICALLY HOIST ON MY OWN PETARD. I GOT TIRED
OF WAITING FOR THOSE LAST BRN M S TO COME UP
AND I JUST UP AND TERMINATED THE YOB. FRANKLY
I'D HAD ENOUGH OF THE LITTLE STINKER POKING
ME WITH HIS GNARLY MECHANICAL FINGER AND HIS
DRONING ON HOW THE NON COMPLIANCE FINE GOING
UP ON THE FIRST SO I IMPULSIVELY YANKED HIS
MOTION BOARD WHEN IT TURNED HIS BACK FOR A
MOMENT HE COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR LIKE A BRICK AND
WAS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT MY RASH MOVE AND BEGAN
A SIG-COM TO GENERAL JEETER FOR REINFORCEMENTS.
I THOUGHT CRAP! AND PULLED A REGENERATOR
TO SLICE OUT HIS YC COM BOARD AS FAST AS I
COULD BUT I'M SURE HIS MESSAGE GOT THOUGH.
GOOD THING I ALSO LONG SINCE TOPPED OFF THE CAR
CAUSE THERE WAS PROBABLY A HUGE RAFTER OF YCs
HEADED TO THE SPOT I WAS AT MINUTES AGO AND
WE WERE HOPING THIS JOURNEY WOULD BE A STEALTH
OPERATION. THE ROAD LOOKS CLEAR BUT NOT FOR
LONG I'M AFRAID.

Same message is written twice, once upside down and you need to read it both ways to get the full message above. It's tough to make out all the grammar but I'm confident of the words.
 
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I was given a clue from "Nick" last night via email.

It seems we were on the right track with the "one" color approach, but they have to sum to exactly 85 or 9. So that would mean 17 grays, or 85 reds for the 85 total. And 3 Whites or 9 reds for the 9 total. The part that is not clear is the "or" part. The initial audio recording asked for 85, then the more recent clue mentioned "85 or 9".

Start with 9 total, and then see what happens? But somehow I think we still need to go for the 85....

As an aside, I also realized the Nick may have my email address because I used it to respond to the original craigslist ad related to the original puzzle. So my earlier theories about who could have my email are not really relevant.
 
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17 different grey cars? or 17 completely different pictures of 'a' grey car
This all came from a craigslist post? I guess I missed the beginning.

So far it has been unique pictures, one post per member, no duplicates. I'm not sure about same vs different cars.

I wasn't given any information other than a strong reminder that it is "one" color that must "total" to 85 or 9.
 
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Attempts to interpret:

TOOK TOO LONG TO GET ENOUGH AND NOW I'M BASICALLY HOIST ON MY OWN PETARD.
(Later reference to brown modelS suggests that they did watch the forum and saw the pix uploaded, but not fast enough... so we wasted our time)
("Hoist with his own petard"):
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(Tried to blow open the gates, but got hurt doing so...)
(Reference to image clues uncovering more than was intended?)

I GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR THOSE LAST BRN M S TO COME UP AND I JUST UP AND TERMINATED THE YOB.
I GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR THOSE LAST BRowN Model Ses TO COME UP AND I JUST UP AND TERMINATED THE ?HOOLIGAN?.
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FRANKLY I'D HAD ENOUGH OF THE LITTLE STINKER POKING ME WITH HIS GNARLY MECHANICAL FINGER
(Robot finger prodding our cluemaster?)
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AND HIS DRONING ON HOW THE NON COMPLIANCE FINE GOING UP ON THE FIRST SO I IMPULSIVELY YANKED HIS MOTION BOARD WHEN IT TURNED HIS BACK FOR A MOMENT
(disabled the robot? ... "the first" being 1/1/2013? )

HE COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR LIKE A BRICK AND WAS NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT MY RASH MOVE
(without the motion board the robot couldn't move anymore?)
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AND BEGAN A SIG-COM TO GENERAL JEETER FOR REINFORCEMENTS.
(SIG-COM="Signal Communications"="Send an emergency message")
("General Jeeter" is more slang?)
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I THOUGHT CRAP! AND PULLED A REGENERATOR TO SLICE OUT HIS YC COM BOARD AS FAST AS I COULD BUT I'M SURE HIS MESSAGE GOT THOUGH.
( regenerator = "Stirling steam engine?". Used to power the transmitter built into the robot? Seeming more like a late 1800s steam-punk vision we have here. Something from Tesla's era... )
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GOOD THING I ALSO LONG SINCE TOPPED OFF THE CAR CAUSE THERE WAS PROBABLY A HUGE RAFTER OF YCs HEADED TO THE SPOT I WAS AT MINUTES AGO AND WE WERE HOPING THIS JOURNEY WOULD BE A STEALTH OPERATION.
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THE ROAD LOOKS CLEAR BUT NOT FOR LONG I'M AFRAID.
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A few more random thoughts before I'm off to ski for the rest of the week.

I think that all of these clues are ultimately leading us to a place (along the coast). There have been references to a transmitter, so maybe someone has to go to a place and listen on a certain frequency. Maybe 85.9? One solution to the color puzzle is 17 which is a highway in California that leads to Santa Cruz, on the coast. Both highways 85 and 9 intersect 17.

Any volunteer want to drive along highway 17 between highway 85 and 9, with their radio tuned to 85.9 and see if you hear anything? :)