Tales From Da Hood, Part 1
We've had our M3 for three months. My better half uses our M3 as her daily commute and I take public transit. I do get to use it on the weekends! Last Wednesday I got a treat to use our M3 to drive to my company's annual golf tourney and she took the ICE. Well, I come back home late in the evening and find our ICE car in the driveway with the lights on and the engine running with no one in sight. After entering the house I say "ummm...honey, did you forget something?" Not a clue. When I mentioned the ICE was running outside she mused "Why the heck can't that car turn them it off by itself?"
My turn was today. I haven't driven the ICE in two months, however it was move day for a family member and we have a 8 passenger ICE SUV which quite frankly does carry a lot of stuff. Two full trips back and forth loaded to the brim did the job. But I was amazed at all the noise. It was coming from under the hood, It was coming from underneath the seat. It was coming out the tail pipe of the car, I found it annoyingly exhausting. And when stopped the car still lurches forward when I don't have my foot on the brake. Why would it do that if I am at a red light? And unresponsive, it seemed to be changing gears all the time. The worst part was every time I passed a Tesla, and there were many, I had to hide my face out of embarrassment. "This isn't really me", I would say. "I am one of you. I believe. I BELIEVE." And then I notice the fuel tank was low and I had to go to the gas station for the first time in three months and realized how messy and uncomfortable I felt, not to mention paying close to $100, to pour liquid fossil fuel to slosh around in a tank. While leaning against the ICE, I felt the car actually lower with the weight of it all. When I got home I still had that stink on my hands from the pump, so I had to take a shower with a lot of soap. Dang, I used to love driving that ICE. What happened?
Edit: Tesla happened.