No doubt once the letter comes out, people will be studying the first word of every paragraph, to see if, taken together, they form some hidden sentence, as well as make note of the first letter of each line of text, in case there's a secret message there ("SEC, go f*** yourself"). What a world.
OK, I'll take the other side of my own position for a moment as some of this could be happening too...
Did anyone see Big Bang Theory last week? When Sheldon and Amy got that crystal for their wedding gift? They invented an elaborate plot as a mystery hunt, and believed it. In the end it was nothing. Just like when the Vikings threw rocks at the Gods (Eclipse) and made the sun return successfully 100% of the time!
To that, I'll just say "it comes with the package" and still long as a bet on the planet.