Wow. It always astounds me how many members of the League of Lowered Expectations hang around here.
One of the great things about electric cars is that you do not have to subscribe to the compromises and limitations put in place by traditional automobile manufacturers. There is not as much of a tradeoff between Efficiency and Performance with an electric drivetrain as there is with ICE. Going down to 88 MPGe instead of 100 MPGe for the sake of Performance is nowhere near as bad as going from 40 MPG down to 3 MPG.
I expect that each version of Model ☰ will weigh around 1,000 lbs less than its Model S counterpart. So, a rear wheel drive minimum capacity battery pack car may be as little as 3,400 lbs... And the all wheel drive maximum capacity battery pack version could be no more than 3,900 lbs. On the high end, I expect that range to be 3,700 lbs to 4,100 lbs instead.
Insane mode for Model S was 3.2 seconds 0-60 MPH. Blisteringly fast for a 3,925 lbs vehicle that could carry as many as seven passengers. Not at all what the world is used to seeing in a full-sized sedan. I would not expect worse Performance from Insane settings in the Model ☰.
Ludicrous mode for Model S knocked as much as a half second off the Insane level of acceleration. So, if it turns out that Insane for a Model ☰ is 3.0 seconds flat to 60 MPH, it is not out of the realm of possibility that you would see a 2.5 timing for Ludicrous. Especially if a 90 kWh or higher capacity battery pack is available for it.
Maximum Plaid is reserved for the next version of the Tesla Roadster. I would not be surprised if it is called Model R. That setting will never be available for Model S, Model X, or Model ☰.
The Model S will be too busy cannibalizing sales of Mercedes-Benz S-Class, BMW 7-Series, AUDI A8 L, and Porsche Panamera to worry about Model ☰ sales. The C-Class outsells S-Class, while 3-Series outsells 7-Series, and A4 outsells the A8 L. That is the way it should be, and happens by design. If a vehicle that has an average selling price over $90,000 is outselling one that has a base price under $40,000 there is something wrong.
Tesla Motors doesn't build slow cars.