Presumably what this means is that with ICE, you get a clear "warning", your car can't start, can't deliver the cranking amps, but otherwise the car runs fine. But with Tesla, when the 12V battery fails, its because it can no longer do what it needs to to run the car, so, yeah, the car can't run anymore...
Well, at risk of "
ackshuelly"-ing again...
When one ICE jumps another, it's probably because it was bled down to nothing, and so there's nothing left. Jumping it gets it running again, and the dead battery immediately starts getting charged off its running engine once again. The cycle continues as usual and it regains its charge over time. That's the case when someone just left something on in the car with the engine off - like if someone left it in ACC and listened to the radio and then realized
O poop I Can't Start my Car. A jump just brings it all back to normal operation, no harm done.
When a Tesla dies, well... there's no "listened to the radio in ACC too long". It's always running off the HV battery. There is no big load. There never is.
The 12v battery is only used in sleep, and in sleep, everything is off - because the car controls everything. If you're sitting in the car, it's running on HV, not 12v. That's why I say it's running on a cloud cushion - that 12v battery is literally never given any big loads, except maybe a higher-than-normal tickle (woo, 10 amps instead of 0.5 amps) when it wakes up, for a split second, then it goes from a 10-amp load to a 10-amp charge instantly. That, to me, is living on a cloud.
Meanwhile, ICE batteries get stabbed in the neck with a 500-amp cranking discharge, then slapped back with 50 amps of recharging or so.
Legitimately cooked batteries exist. The cause of that still doesn't make sense, other than deep discharges not being caught by the controller (which should wake things up and recharge the battery, then go back to sleep). It's simple enough to fix that, so they probably worked towards fixing it with 2020.28 FW.
When a legitimately cooked battery is encountered, weird things can happen. There just isn't enough storage capacity, between "fully charged" and "an inert brick", to get it through a sleep-and-wake. So that'd surface as a bad battery. But you'd only know it when the car sleeps... so you go out to the car one day and woop it just doesn't work. Many people seem to attribute it to voodoo, because the behavior of the car is so very vastly different from how a ICE car uses its 12v battery... but really, I wonder how many batteries just had defects out of the gate that were masked by how the car uses it. Also, curious how the 12v failure stats compare between Tesla and others...
Also, another fun fact I hadn't mentioned before: the charge is controlled by the PCS output voltage, but that is also intelligent - it charges at 10 amps until it reaches 14.4v, lingers there for a little while, then stops and drops to 13.5-ish. What's odd, though, is that it doesn't hold a stable 13.5. It drifts around a bit, almost like the car is intentionally lowering the PCS voltage to let the 12v battery discharge and be tested. Strangely, this actually puts a little (controlled and intentional) load on the battery, then it recharges it, cycling it. I dunno why they do this, but I suspect it's got something to do with the "UPS battery effect" - that UPS batteries stay fully charged their whole life, and in that "optimal" environment, they become some of the most f*cked up batteries I've ever seen. So, being fully charged isn't optimal, and neither is being fully cycled... so what is? Maybe Tesla is trying to find that out... and lead batteries - even being a 100-year-old technology - still have lots of room to improve.
(it does beg the question of
why in the sweet hell are we still using lead batteries and trying to solve problems of an obsolete battery technology... I dunno that either, but that's why I run a lithium 12v in mine! lol)