jhm
Well-Known Member
I'm hoping that the Roadster 2 has a special safety feature: the heart attack button. Here's how it works. At the onset of a heart attack, press button. The Roadster then accelerates from 0-62 mph for one final chest compression. Also relieves gas.
Edit, switched from "constipation" to "gas" because "gas" is much funnier.
Edit, switched from "constipation" to "gas" because "gas" is much funnier.
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